Space Jam - Mystery Ailment Affects NBA Players' Coordination
Ahmad Rashad:
In a shocking development, 5 NBA players have been placed on the disabled list in the last 24 hours, all suffering from the same mysterious ailment. Whatever this mystery is, it seems to have a devastating effect on the player's coordination. Watch Patrick Ewing.
Michael Jordan: [Talking to his family on the phone]
Yeah, I'll be home in a couple days. Put your mom on the phone.
Michael Jordan: [On the phone]
Hey, baby, how you doing? You watching TV?
Ahmad Rashad:
It wasn't just here in New York, that's what's really frightening about it. Check out Muggsy Bogues and Larry Johnson at the Highlands.
Hornets Coach: [Angrily]
What the hell's going on?
Hornets Player:
You all right, Larry?
Larry Johnson: [Tries to drink the water but it spilled all over him]
Yeah. I'm ready, coach, sure. All right.
Michael Jordan: [To himself; Hears knocking on the door; On phone]
Looks like I retired just in time. All right, baby. I gotta go, I'll call you later? Love you, bye.
Michael Jordan:
It's open!
Stan Podolak: [Opens the door]
Come on, Michael, it's game time. Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes. Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade. We'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
Ahmad Rashad:
Now we take you live to the Forum in Los Angeles, where the Lakers are refusing to take the court.
Del Harris:
Guys, we gotta get dressed. We got a game in 5 minutes. I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here.
Vlade Divac:
No way, coach. We can't go in the locker room.
Del Harris:
Oh.
Cedric Ceballos:
You heard what happened to Barkley and Ewing. It's gotta be germs in there or something.
Lakers Players: [Agreeing]
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Del Harris:
Cedric, that was in New York. 3,000 miles away.
Vlade Divac: [[w:Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978 film)|Invasion of Body Snatchers]
Yeah, it could be ].
Lakers Players:
Yeah, yeah, could be.
Del Harris: [Sighs]
All right. Dress in the hallway.
Lakers Players:
Okay.
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