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Aimee Carrero Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Aimee Carrero

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Alvin's Yacht Encounter with Jay-Z and Beyoncé
Alvin So, I'm on Jay-Z's yacht, right? And I say, "Jay, where's Beyonce?" And he says, "She's holding a plate full of cheese balls, turn around." And guess what? She was!
Simon P.S., Dave left me in charge. Stayin up til ten, every night. Oh, yeah.
Theodore Hey girls, look what I can do!
[places a tater tot on the end of a fork and stomps on the part that pokes the food, sending the tater tot flying into the air, which he catches in his mouth]
Girls Aw!
Becca You are Theodore-able!
Theodore Thank you!
Emily You're so cute!
Ryan Oops! Oh, I am so sorry!
[walks by, "accidentally on purpose" knocking Alvin's food tray onto the floor]
Alvin It's cool, no harm done.
[looks over the edge of the table to inspect the damage, then stands back up and shrugs/smiles disarmingly]
Ryan Not yet. Girls, please? Private conference. Thank you!
Ryan Listen up, rock stars. If you talk to those girls again, you're dead. If you look at those girls again, you're dead. If you even think about those girls...are you thinking about them?
[places his tray on the table and looks the Chipmunks straight in the eye]
Alvin Well, I am now...
Ryan That's it. You're DEAD!
[tries to catch the Chipmunks, but they run out of the cafeteria]
The Chipmunks Run!!!
Ryan Xander, come on! Get back here, you dirty rats!
Alvin Hang ten, bros!
Simon Scatter!
Ryan Go, go! That way! Over there!
Alvin Oh, Ryan! Hey, slowpokes! Catch me if you can!
[comes up with an idea to distract Ryan; runs up the stairs, Ryan hot on his trail]
Ryan You're dead, furball!
Alvin Not! It's wedgie time!
[jumps out of the way right as Ryan and Xander lunge at him; gives Ryan a wedgie]
Ryan Oh, my butt!!
Theodore Oh, boy. Uh, eagle. AH! Eagle! Eagle!
[His eyes land on a large foot with talons, belonging to a giant eagle statue; runs away]
Ryan Get them!
[sees Theodore and Simon]
Theodore AH! Bully! Bully!
Ryan This way, this way! Gotcha!
[catches Simon]
Simon Guys, wait, wait! Timeout!
Ryan It's swirlie time!
[he and Xander take Simon into a stall.]
Simon Come on, come on, guys, this is so 1980s-- --AAH! Please! Please! Oh man! Ugh, come on!
[Xander flushes the toilet and Ryan holds Simon by the tail.; Ryan lowers Simon into the toilet, lifts him out, and Simon coughs and sputters.]
Ryan That-That's a good look for you.
Simon Oh, thank-- YAAH!
Simon Can't swim! Help!
Alvin Grab on, Simon!
Simon Thanks.
[grabs Alvin's tail and pulls himself out of the toilet; shakes himself off]
Alvin Are you okay?
Simon Well, uh... considering that you just saved me from drowning in a toilet, I'm uh... pretty good.
Alvin I'll be right back.
[walks out of the bathroom and into the corridor, and Simon follows him, realizing what Alvin was going to do]
Simon Alvin? Alvin! We're not going to solve anything with violence.
Ryan It's the fatty ratty.
Theodore Cut it out!
Ryan This rat has serious junk in the trunk.
Theodore Hey!
Xander Yeah, little fatty.
Theodore Stop it!
Ryan He jiggles when I poke him.
Ryan MOMMY!
Theodore Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
[lowers the bottom of his sweatshirt, covering his tail]
Simon Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks.
Dr. Rubin Gentlemen?
Dr. Rubin You threatened to climb inside of him and build a nest.
Simon That was out of line. I'm not even sure that's physically possible.
Dr. Rubin I should suspend all three of you.
Alvin Please do.
Dr. Rubin Instead, I have a better idea. Due to budget cutbacks, we are in jeopardy of losing our beloved music program.
Simon That's awful!
Dr. Rubin I know, but there is one small ray of hope. Every year, the district sponsors a music competition. And the winner's school receives $25,000. If we win, we can save our program.
Simon And you want us to perform?
Alvin Because I didn't think you were a fan.
Dr. Rubin Why don't you sleep on it?
[reaches for her jacket, revealing a tattoo of the Chipmunks' faces over a heart on her left arm]
Alvin Wait a minute, what is that?
Simon Wait wait wait wait wait...
Theodore That's us!
Alvin I look skinny.
Dr. Rubin Promise me that you won't say anything. A principal has a certain image to uphold, and if the faculty ever found out about this, I could— I just cannot believe that you're actually sitting in my office! I have all of your CDs. I even went to see you last year in Denver, that's where I got this. It was my birthday, and I was like, "Ooh, the Chipmunks!" So, what do you say, will you represent our school?
[shocked that they noticed; laughs excitedly and bangs on her desk; Alvin smiles nervously.]
Alvin ...honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.
Theodore Come on, Alvin. What do you say? One for all and three for one!
Simon Well, put, Theodore. Very well put. Count us in!
Alvin Yay.
[unenthusiastically]
Dr. Rubin Go Eagles!
[pretends to screech like an eagle]
Theodore Eagles?! Where?!
[hides and looks around nervously]
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