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Ajay Naidu Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Ajay Naidu

9 quotes
Office Space
Impending Downsizing at Initech Discussed
Tom Smykowski I've been looking all over for you guys. Have you seen this? I knew it. I knew it!
[gives Peter a printout of an email]
Michael Bolton What, it's a staff meeting. So what?
Tom Smykowski So, what? We're all screwed, that's what! They're gonna downsize Initech!
Samir Nagheenanajar What're you talking about, Tom? Now, how do you know that?
Tom Smykowski How do I know? They're bringing in a consultant, that's how I know! That's what this staff meeting's all about! It happened at Intitrode last year. You have to interview with this consultant; they call them "efficiency experts", but what you're really doing is interviewing for your own job!
Michael Bolton Tom, every week you say you're gonna lose your job, and you're still here.
Tom Smykowski Not this time. I bet I'm the first one laid off. Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office and stand in line with those SCUMBAGS!
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Scary Movie 3
Request for a ride home
Sayaman Tom, I'll need a ride home.
[''After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck'']
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Office Space
Identity and Misunderstandings in Office Space
Female Temp Michael...Bolton?
[handing out letters; reads the name on one]
Michael Bolton Yeah, that's me.
[leans over to take the letter]
Female Temp Wow! Is that your real name?
Michael Bolton Yeah.
[takes the letter, goes back to his computer; answering as if he's heard the question so many times in his life, which he no doubt has had to do]
Female Temp So are you related to that singer guy?
Michael Bolton No. It's just a coincidence.
[politely; he smiles at her]
Female Temp Oh.
[visibly disappointed; she leaves]
Samir Nagheenanajar No-one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It..it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar...Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton Well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir Nagheenanajar You know, there is nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir Nagheenanajar Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael.
Michael Bolton No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Office Space
Frustration in the Workplace
Samir Nagheenanajar Mother shitter, son of an ass! You, I just!
[first lines, when he is in his car, driving to work and stuck in the traffic jam with Peter and Michael]
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Office Space
Unexpected Responses in Office Dynamics
Samir Nagheenanajar Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
[drunk singing]
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Office Space
Assertion of Confidence in Adversity
Samir Nagheenanajar Yes, I am also not a pussy.
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Office Space
Frustration with Office Equipment Malfunctions
Samir Nagheenanajar Why does it say "Paper Jam" when there is no paper jam?!
[frustrated with the malfunctioning printer]
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American Chai
A Lighthearted Take on Chicken Curry
Hari Don't worry, chicken curry...
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Office Space
Questioning Career Aspirations and Realities
Peter Gibbons Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars and didn't have to work. And invariably, whatever you'd say, that was supposed to be your career. So if you wanted to fix old cars, then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir Nagheenanajar So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton No, you're working at Initech cause that question is bullshit to begin with. If everybody listened to her, there would be no janitors, because no one will clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir Nagheenanajar (smiling) You know what I would do if I had million dollars? I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds, and then take the other half over to my friend Sadulach who works in Securities...
Michael Bolton Samir, Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would (the printer makes a discouraging sound and then stops) want, to do if.. (reads the printer's display) "PC load letter"?!! The fuck does that mean?!! (he lashes out and knocks a paper tray off)
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