David Herman Biography
David Herman (born February 20, 1967) is an American actor, comedian and voice actor best known as an original cast member of MADtv and for his role as Michael Bolton in Office Space. He is also known for his voice roles on television programs such as Futurama, King of the Hill and Bob's Burgers Herman was born in New York City and raised in Washington Heights, Manhattan.
He graduated from the Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts in 1985, then attended the acting program at SUNY Purchase.
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David Herman Quotes
Ordering Food from the Intercom
Chinese Food Intercom:
Chinese Foooood, may I help you?
Jesse:
Yeah, I like to place an order.
Chinese Food Intercom:
Um, what you like?
Jesse: [[w:Honey garlic sauce|garlic chicken]
Yeah, I like uh... three orders of ].
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [[w:white rice|white rice]
And then, three orders of ].
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [''then he turns and asks Chester and Nelson'']
And then... Oh hey, you guys want soup?
Chester & Nelson:
Sure.
Jesse: [[w:Wonton|Wonton soup]
Yeah, three orders of ].
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [[w:fortune cookie|fortune cookies]
Oh, uh some ] too.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse:
Uh... naw I think that's about it.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse:
No, that's it.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [''stutters'']
No and then, I... ...that's, that's all I want.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse: [''Looks behind and then laughs'']
And then, and then um, and then um, and then nothin else cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Jesse:
Uh, uh, no, no, see all, all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice.
Chinese Food Intercom:
Uh-huh, and then?
Chester:
And the soup dude.
Jesse:
Oh, and, and the Wonton soup.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?
Nelson:
And the Cookie's Fortune.
Jesse:
And, and the, and the fortune cookies yes so, it's just the uh, it's the... the chicken, the... rice, the soup and the Fortune cookies, and that's it.
Chinese Food Intercom:
And the...en?
Jesse: [''Starts chuckling'']
And then uh, you can it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand cause I'm ready to eat.
Chinese Food Intercom:
An...nd the...en?
Jesse: [''Gets irritated'']
Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese Food mind games!
Chinese Food Intercom:
An...nd the...en...?
Jesse: [''Gets upset'']
NO! No "and then"!
Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?!
Jesse:
No "and then"!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Growls'']
An...nd the...en...?
Jesse: [''Gets annoyed'']
You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Quietly'']
And then?
Jesse: [''laughs nervously''; ''grows livid''; ''Pause; Jesse almost gives in'']
And then... I'm gonna come in there... and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass IF YOU SAY "AND THEN" AGAIN!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Repeatedly''; ''Jesse angrily smashes the speaker box, but Chester and Nelson pull him back inside the car, and they drive away'']
And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!
Chinese Food Intercom: [''Severely damaged'']
And then...?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Dog's Lazy Lifestyle and Stoner Humor
Jesse:
Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
Chester: [[w:Beer bong|bong a beer]
Can he also ]?
Nelson: [[w:Pipe smoking|smoke his pipe]
Nah. All he does is pretty much lie around and ].
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
