The Miracle of Morgan's Creek - Misunderstandings Surrounding a Marriage License
Newspaper editor:
There's only one thing more, Mr. Governor - the marriage!
Gov. McGinty:
What's the matter with the marriage? She's married to Norval Jones, she always has been! The guy married them, didn't he? The boy signed his right name, didn't he?
Newspaper editor:
But he gave his name as Ratzkywatzky!
Gov. McGinty:
He was trying to say Jones, he stuttered!
The Boss:
What are you looking for, a needle from a haystack?
Newspaper editor:
Then how about the first Ratzkywatzky?
Gov. McGinty:
He's annulled!
The Boss:
Shnook!
Newspaper editor:
Who annulled?
Gov. McGinty:
The judge, who do you suppose?
The Boss:
Retroactive!
Gov. McGinty:
Will you get Mendoza on the phone?
The Boss:
I'm getting him.
Gov. McGinty:
He's out of the picture!
The Boss:
Was never in it!
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The Great McGinty - Confrontation Between The Boss and McGinty
The Boss:
Now listen, you...
Dan McGinty:
Take your finger out of my face.
The Boss: [laughs]
That guy kills me! He thinks he's me!
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The Great McGinty - A Rib Sparked the Trouble
The Boss: [[w:Samson|Samson; [w:Delilah|Delilah; [w:Sodom and Gomorrah|Sodom and Gomorrah]
Don't you know a rib started all the trouble? Did you never hear of ] and ], or ]?
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The Great McGinty - The Value of a Rod and a Violet
The Boss:
Take away his rod, and what have you got? A violet.
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The Great McGinty - Concerns About Unhealthy Influences in the City
The Boss:
There's been too much rod play in this city, and it's unhealthy. It introduces a very bad element.
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The Trial - Judgment Perceived Through Facial Expressions
Bloch:
You're supposed to be able to tell from a man's face and from the line of his lips, especially, how his case is going to turn out.
Josef K.:
So?
Bloch:
So the people are saying that from the expression on your lips, they could tell that you'll be found guilty, yes, in the very near future.
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