Al WhiteQuotes

Clerk: Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Witness: [jive talk for "I do". slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witness's hand as if "giving fives" to each other] Ain't no thing.

Defense Attorney: [approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand] Would you describe in your own words, what happened that night?

Witness: ["Mr. Striker performed exceptionally. The passengers were very concerned. The pilots were incapacitated. So Mr. Striker took control and landed that plane safely. Golly!"] Yo! Check it, bleed. Bro... was on! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Home. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runaway like a mother. Shit.

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: [subtitle: I ate something that is making my insides cramp up. Can you help me?] S'mo-fo butter layin me to the bone, jackin me up. Tight me?

Randy: What did he say?

First Jive Dude: [subtitle: My buddy here says he can't take this for much longer!] Cutty say he can't hang!

Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess? I speak Jive. He said, he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: Could you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: [subtitle: Just relax, my friend. She's going to come back with medicine to make you feel better.] Just hang loose, blood. She gonna catch you up for the rebound on the med-side.

Second Jive Dude: [subtitle: Ma'am, I'm not stupid. I understood what she just said.] What it is, big momma? My momma didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: [subtitle: Hey, I'm trying to help!] Cut me some slack, Jack!

Jive Lady: [subtitle: If you don't want help, I won't help you. He really is that stupid. Golly!] Chump don't want no help, chump don't get da help. Jive-ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow. Hm!