Memorable Quotes from Alanna Ubach
8 quotesFrustration with Workplace Conditions
Naomi
I hate this fucking place sometimes, you know. Why the fuck do we need four more people on at this time of day, man? Look at this place, it's fucking dead! I swear, Dan needs to clean the *shit* out of his fucking brain sometimes, man. Fucking asshole. What are you looking at, fuck-wad?
[Sees Mitch for the first time]
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The Power of a Lucky Scrunchie
Margot
You'll need this.
Elle
Your scrunchie?
Margot
My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena
You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap-dance after the final.
Margot
Yeah – luckily.
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Discussion on LSATs and unexpected side effects
Elle
I'm reading about the LSATs.
Serena
My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your....
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Expression of Frustration Towards Foreigners
Naomi
Foreigners! I fucking hate foreigners!
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A New Beginning in Education
Sister Mary Clarence
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Please take your seats. Do it quickly and quietly. Welcome to the first day of your new scholastic lives. This is no longer a bird course. The bird has flown. If you want to pass this course, you gonna have to earn it, cause I have no problems, not one, failing each and every one of you.
Sketch Pinshum
Yo. I never thought this was no bird course.
Sister Mary Clarence
I'm glad for you. Very, very glad. Because this is a new day. Things are going to be a little different around here.
Frankie
Oh, yeah?
Sister Mary Clarence
Uh-huh.
Frankie
Like how?
Sister Mary Clarence
Like when I talk, Fran-KAY, you don't! Is this somethin you wanna share with the rest of the class?
[''Some girls pass notes around and when it got to Maria, she giggled. Sister Mary Clarence walks to her and points to the note'']
Maria
No, I'm just kickin it with my girl.
Sister Mary Clarence
Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me, or I'm gonna kick you out! What you think of THAT? Put em away. And you. This is not ], Miss Thing. You wanna beat that mug of yours, you do it before you come to my class. You understand me? Put it away. And you. Sketch. I like you a lot. But I don't want you catchin z's in my class no more.
[''Margaret is looking in her compact and putting blush on her face''; [w:Elizabeth Arden|Elizabeth Arden; ''Sketch has his head down on his desk'']
Sketch Pinshum
I be tired. I got a job l...
Sister Mary Clarence
Baby, save it for ]. This is a brand-new day, ladies and gentlemen. A BRAND-new day. We're gonna start with respect. You're gonna respect me and I'm gonna respect you.
[[w:Oprah|Ǫprąh]
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The Bend and Snap Goes Awry
Paulette
Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
Serena
You didn't.
Paulette
I busted a window.
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Frustration in the Kitchen
Naomi
What!? (to Mitch) What do you want?! Get back in the fucking training room, you ass cock! God damn these fucking cooks. I hate them...I HATE THEM! Twenty minutes for two medium rare steaks. This is bullshit! They need to get rid of everyone of these lousy cock sucking...! (She emerges from the kitchen) So how is everything?
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Frustration with Unwanted Advice and Expectations
Naomi
(to Bishop, after offering her anger management counciling) You would do that for me? I appreciate that. I really do. But I think I'd rather you just WASH THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fucking psychobabble bullshit asshole!
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