¡Three Amigos! - Facing Fear with Courage and Resolve
Ned Nederlander: [whispers]
Tell us we will die like dogs.
El Guapo:
You will die like dogs!
Dusty Bottoms:
No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!
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¡Three Amigos! - Miscommunication in a Tense Standoff
Lucky Day:
Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo:
What do you mean?
Lucky Day:
...I don’t know.
Jefe:
I think he means that if you –
El Guapo:
SHUT UP!
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¡Three Amigos! - Unexpected Arrival of Foreigners
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¡Three Amigos! - Understanding Relationships Through Flower Metaphor
El Guapo:
Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe:
So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?
El Guapo:
Tonight, or I will kill her!
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¡Three Amigos! - A Plethora of Piñatas Explained
Jefe:
We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo:
How many piñatas?
Jefe:
Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo:
Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe:
A what?
El Guapo:
A plethora.
Jefe:
Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo:
Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe:
Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo:
Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe:
El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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¡Three Amigos! - El Guapo's Code of Conduct
El Guapo: [horse neighs, Three Amigos shuffle nervously; Three Amigos let out a sigh of relief]
El Guapo only kills men. He does not kill crying women!
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¡Three Amigos! - El Guapo's Threat to the Three Gringos
El Guapo: [Describing his plans for dealing with the Amigos]
Tomorrow I will take fifty men with me, find these three gringos, open their stomachs, grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them!
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¡Three Amigos! - Familiarity and Identity in El Guapo's Words
El Guapo:
I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!
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Romancing the Stone - Negotiating for Transportation in Challenging Circumstances
Jack Colton:
I understand you have a car. We would like to buy it or rent it, we need to get to a town.
Juan:
What do you call this I'm living in, a pigsty?
Jack Colton:
Oh, no this is great...
Juan:
Hit the road.
Jack Colton:
No, senor, see we...
Juan:
Hit-the-road.
Jack Colton:
But we...
Juan: [points a gun at him]
Vaya con dios, gringo.
Jack Colton:
Okay, Joan Wilder, write us out of this one.
Juan:
Joan Wilder... Joan Wilder? The Joan Wilder?
Juan:
You are Joan Wilder, the novelist?
Joan Wilder:
Well, yes, I am.
Juan: [turning to his men, in Spanish]
I read your books! I read all your books! This is Joan Wilder, who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays!
Bad Hombre: [awestruck]
Juanita... Juanita, it's Juanita!
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