Martin Short Biography
Martin Hayter Short, CM (born March 26, 1950) is a Canadian comedian, actor, writer, singer and producer. He is best known for his comedy work, particularly on the TV programs SCTV and Saturday Night Live. He has also starred in many popular comedic films such as Three Amigos, Innerspace, Pure Luck, Jungle 2 Jungle, Mars Attacks!, Father of the Bride, and Father of the Bride Part 2.
Martin Short Movies
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Martin Short Quotes
A Curious Question about Ravens and Desks
Alice: [thinking about the riddle]
Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know I-I'm pretty sure I can guess.
The March Hare:
You mean you think you know the answer?
Alice:
Yes.
The March Hare:
Well, then, you should say what you mean.
Alice:
Well, I do. At-at least, at least I mean what I say, that-that is the same thing.
Mad Hatter:
It's not the same thing at all. You might as well say "I eat what I see" is the same thing as "I see what I eat!
The March Hare: [eyeing the pie, picking up a fly swatter; whacks the pie]
You might as well say "I like what I get" is the same as "I get what I like!
The Dormouse: [talking in his sleep, then suddenly awake; nods off]
Aah! You-you, or you might as well say "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe.
Mad Hatter: [chuckles]
Well, it is the same thing with you.
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