Alpheus Merchant Biography
Alpheus Merchant (Feburary 8, 1923 – 20 August, 2010) was a former American soldier who had served in World War ll and was a minor actor in a few films.
Alpheus Merchant Movies
Alpheus Merchant Quotes
The Secret Operations of the Men in Black
Peter Graves:
Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened" from one of their files that "doesn’t exist".
Frank the Pug: [[w:Lara Flynn Boyle|Lara Flynn Boyle]
(upon seeing Ben's skin only) Hey, J, zero percent body fat! (Homage to ].)
Worms: [[worm]
Once you've had ], that’s what you'll yearn!
Grand Central Station Locker Creatures:
K is back! The light keeper! All hail K! All hail K! Oh, K, can you see by the dawn's early light...
Jeebs:
(head is growing back after J shot it off) Oh, great, right in the pie-hole! Now nuttin’s gonna taste right!
MIB Guard: [after J and K come to stop Serleena, he's reading a tabloid that says "Satan Escapes from Hell."]
It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causin’ all kinds-a-hell.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
