Amanda Bynes Quotes

Easy A

Consequences of Choices and Accountability

Marianne You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.

[to Olive]

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She's the Man

A Question of Preference and Attraction

Viola What does your heart tell you?

[as Sebastian]

Duke What?

Viola I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED?

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She's the Man

Unexpected Support Amidst Routine Tasks

Viola I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Say something.

Groundskeeper I gotta turn the sprinklers on.

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Big Fat Liar

Demand for Destruction and Understanding

Kaylee I want to see a broken man, people. I mean broken as in, I hit a baseball through the window broken. Snap him like a twig! Squeeze him like a bug! I want you to turn him into mince meat, and I don't even know what mince meat is!! I want him to cry for his mommy! "WAH! WAH! Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" Do you read me? Cos I don't think you read me!

Jason I think they read you.

Kaylee Fair enough.

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Hairspray

Embracing a New Identity

Penny Pingleton I am now a checkerboard chick!

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She's the Man

A Mother's Reluctance to Date

Daphne But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.

[After hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin]

Viola Then why don't you date him, Mom?

Daphne Oh, no... I couldn't.

[Pauses to fantasize, then giggles]

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She's the Man

Unexpected Uses for Tampons in Conversations

Duke Dude, why do you have tampons in your boot?

Viola Uh, I get really bad nose bleeds?

[as Sebastian]

Andrew So you stick them up your nose?

Viola Yeah! You mean you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time!

[guys shake heads]

Duke No.

Viola Look, I'll show you. You take that off.. and whatever that is.. and you just stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

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Easy A

Questioning Choices and Consequences in Relationships

Olive Does it ever bother you that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?

Marianne Because, Olive, it's His choice!

Olive Oh, really? His choice? He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he can't pass a single test?

Marianne No, silly, His. His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers.

[gestures up]

Olive I'm sorry, but, I mean, really? You gotta be shittin me, woman.

[laughs]

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What a Girl Wants

Claiming Victory Over the Stepsister

Daphne Reynolds My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win.

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She's the Man

Embracing Toughness Through Adversity

Duke Oh, yeah, I uh, borrowed one of your... yeah... and you're right, they really do work.

[Using one of Viola's tampons after getting into a fight with Justin at the carnival]

Viola Oh my God, you're hurt! I mean, suck it up. Be a man and rub some dirt on it.

[as Sebastian; Clears throat]

Duke All right, I'll rub some dirt on it...

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Hairspray

A Mother's Rule Against Sweating

Penny Pingleton My mom says I’m not allowed to perspire!

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Big Fat Liar

Confronting Deceit in Relationships

Kaylee But you are a liar.

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She's the Man

Appreciating Honest Lyrics in Friendship

Olivia What's this? Poems?

Viola Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.

Olivia Wake up I've been waiting for you".

[reading; Continues reading]

Olivia Those are really good. So honest.

Viola I know. I keep telling him... me... myself... my... myself.

Malcolm I write songs too, Olivia.

Olivia Really? Wonderful.

Malcolm Check it out. I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside.

[sings]

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What a Girl Wants

Comparing Sizes: A Humorous Observation

Daphne Reynolds It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street; it makes the White House look like a McDonalds!

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Easy A

Judgment and Indecency in Easy A

Marianne There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.

Olive ]?

[[w:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]

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She's the Man

Shower Etiquette in Dorm Life

Viola (Singing) I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.

Malcolm Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower! ...Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.

[startled gasp then realizes he forgot to introduce himself]

Viola Sup dog?

Duke Yeah, what's kickin', homie?

[''Sarcastically'']

Viola Later.

Duke Hey, you forgot, ew... This, coolio.

[holding up Viola's chest bandage]

Viola Word, G-man.

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She's the Man

Unexpected Pain in a Comedy Scene

Boys OOOOHHHH! OWWWW!

Viola Huh? Oh. Right. OWWW! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!

[as Sebastian]

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What a Girl Wants

Yearning for Acceptance and Recognition

Daphne Reynolds Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me.

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She's the Man

Understanding Identity and Self-Expression

Viola I just can't do this.

Paul Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean.

[Pause]

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She's the Man

Allergic to the Sun in Sports Context

Coach Dinklage OK, shirts and skins!

[about to assign teams for practice, one having their shirts on, the other off]

Viola Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.

Coach Dinklage What?!

Viola I'm allergic to the sun.

Coach Dinklage You're allergic to the sun.

Viola Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.

Coach Dinklage Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? You're a shirt.

[Marks his clipboard]

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She's the Man

Debate on Gender Norms and High Heels

Malcolm I am convinced he's hiding something.

Principal Gold Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-American, red-blooded male, just like yourself.

Viola Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller. And to make it harder for them to run away.

[Walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone]

Principal Gold Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?

Malcolm No, sir, I...

Principal Gold Not that easy. Not that easy...

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She's the Man

The Morning After a Peaceful Sleep

Viola Eunice!

[as Sebastian]

Viola Uh, Eunice! Why didn't you wake me up?

[clears throat]

Eunice You looked so serene. I made breakfast, darling!

[As 'Sebastian' hurriedly leaves]

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What a Girl Wants

The Irresistible Appeal of Chocolate

Daphne Reynolds Dude, its chocolate. Need I say more?

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Easy A

Critique of Life Choices and Expectations

Marianne Looks like someone's on a downward spiral.

[stapling papers]

Olive Looks like someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.

What a Girl Wants

Embracing Individuality Over Superficial Expectations

Daphne Reynolds If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see that you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I've got a five floor walkup. You're snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you ever think for one second that I'd ever have the same taste in guys? So here's a little pointer for you. Get over yourself and stop trying to be my daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere.

Big Fat Liar

Confirmation of Identities in a Conversation

Kaylee Marty Wolf Pictures?

[in mock-Texan accent]

Astrid Barker Yes.

Kaylee Astrid Barker?

Astrid Barker Yes.

Kaylee Ah'm sorry t say, yer car is parked onna dawg.

Astrid Barker My car… is parked on a ]?! .

[[dog; Exit Astrid]

Big Fat Liar

Free Drinks at the Beach

Kaylee Jas?

Jason I'm at the beach! Hey, Frank; Mr. Stroog. Meet us at the theater gate in 20.

[on the phone]

Kaylee Hey. What's with the Cokes?

Jason The machine! It's rigged! THEY'RE FREE, HAHAHA, THEY'RE FREE!!

Easy A

Struggling with Love and Acceptance

Marianne Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. But it's so hard, it's so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again.

She's the Man

Brilliance and Youth in College Life

Andrew Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet.

Toby Yeah, seriously how old are you?

Viola I skipped a couple grades. Shh! I'm brilliant.

[as Sebastian]

Big Fat Liar

Misunderstandings and Obligations Among Friends

Frank Fur coat king of the Midwest, my butt! I got some R-rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG. I'm gonna keep it PG. You owe me $100 for yesterday's ride.

Kaylee Well, maybe we--

Frank You almost cost me my job.

Jason Frank, I'm sorry. I can explain.

Frank Azitatatatatata! Ya hear that?

[imitates a car engine stalling]

Jason I just--

Frank Azitatatatatatata!

Kaylee If we could--

Frank I don't wanna hear it, okay?

Kaylee I know, I just--

Frank Azita, azitatatatata!

Jason If you just--

Frank Azita, azitatatatata!

Kaylee I--

Frank Azita!

Kaylee I--

Frank Azita! Azitatatatatatatata!

Jason I'm sorry. It's just we came out here to get even with this guy Marty Wolf. Because he... he stole my ]...

[[story]

Frank Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Jason And he's making it into this big movie.

Frank Did you just say "Marty Wolf"?

Jason Yeah, you know him?

Frank Know him? I used to drive him. He fired me last year.

Kaylee Why?

Frank I'm an actor, see? Right? And I made the mistake of asking him if I could audition for one of his movies. He could've said "No" and not let me audition, right? But instead, he takes my headshot, writes "Loser" across my forehead, and then faxes it to every casting director in town.

[shows a photo of himself]

Kaylee You poor thing.

Frank If you guys wanna mess with Wolf, I got your back.

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