Amy HillQuotes

Conrad: There he is!

Sally: Denise? Everybody I know is there. There's Ginny and Alan, how come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?

Conrad: Don't worry. Let's just get Nevins and go.

Woman: Okay Kids, everyone outside!

Conrad: Cat, get down! they're gonna see you! Hide!

Kids: [A kid whacks the Cat with a bat] Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata!

Denise: [children starts to whack the Cat with bats] Everybody join in! It's breaking!

Dumb Schweitzer: [drags a bat before he can hit The Cat] Step out of my way.

Conrad: This cannot end well...

Ginny, Alan, Denise and the Children: Pinata! Pinata!

Singer: Easy, Easy like Sunday mor-

Conrad: [Grabs candy from the Pinata] I got an idea! Candy!

Both: NO!

Mrs. Kwan: I'd love to buy some.

Joan: Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It's Joan Walden. I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay?

Mrs. Kwan: [Chuckles; Thing 1 is dressed as Conrad and Thing 2 is dressed as Sally too, they laugh and Mrs. Kwan starts laughing] Those aren't children, they're little angels.

Joan: That's sweet. Well, all right Mrs. Kwan I'll be home as soon as I can. bye-bye.

Conrad: Mom, That guy's a total phony, you can't let Larry-

Joan: [Interrupting; hears the doorbell ring, opens the door and a caterer named Kate is shown holding the box] It's Lawrence, Conrad.

Kate: Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight.

Joan: Oh hi. Where's Kate?

Kate: I'm Kate.

Joan: [she and Kate walk, and has a tray full of sweets in it] Oh. Right this way, Kate.

Conrad: [phone rings] Mom, you've gotta listen to me--

Joan: QUIET!

Sally: [Joan screams and sees Nevins eating chocolate] Two weeks ago, you said you would-- I "specialed" it. see?

Joan: [phone rings] Quiet, Nevins. I SAID QUIET! Joan Walden Real Estate, be it ever so humble, there's no place like Joan.

Mr. Humberfloob: This is Mr. Humberfloob.

Joan: Oh hi, Mr. Humberfloob.

Mr. Humberfloob: Joan, I need you come back to the office.

Joan: Today?

Mr. Humberfloob: Yes, Joan. No problem.

Joan: No problem at all.

Mr. Humberfloob: Great!

Sally: [as Joan hangs up the phone] What's going on, Mommy?

Joan: Mommy has to go back to the Office, Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan can Babysit!

Conrad: [cut to the veiw of the door, It's a elder Taiwanese woman named Mrs. Kwan, the doorbell rings as Mrs. Joan opens the door] Not Mrs. Kwan!

Joan: Hi, Mrs. Kwan.

Mrs. Kwan: [holding a bag containing a ball of yarn and knitting tools] Hi.

Joan: [Mrs. Kwan yawns; takes Conrad's gamepad away] Oh, I'm running late, thanks for babysitting such for a different notice. I'll be back in a couple of hours. Conrad's grounded, so no video games. Sally, last chance, if you want to make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend, Ginny's house.

Sally: Ginny's not my friend anymore. Last time we made cupcakes, she wanted me to be the head chef. I'm the head chef.

Joan: What about Denise, then?

Sally: She talked back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore.

Joan: And you don't like bossy?

Sally: I won't tolerate it.

Joan: Alright. Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules... Conrad: No playing ball in the house, no fighting, no answering the phone "city morgue".

Sally: Mommy, can't I have some rules?

Joan: [thinks for a moment] No chewing tobacco.

Sally: Thanks, Mom. You have my word.

Joan: And absolutely, No one sets foot in the l living room or else...

Conrad: or else what you're going to do what Larry said and send me the military school?

Joan: Maybe If you would just behave, I wouldn't have to consider Military school. I wish I could trust you.

Conrad: I wish I had a different mom.

Joan: Well, sometimes, I wish the same thing.

Joan: Good luck with your meeting!

Mrs. Kwan: [Turns on the TV while the two walk over to the couch. However, a TV shows Taiwanese Parliament members fighting] Children, would you like to watch TV with me? We don't have to tell your mother!

Conrad and Sally: Taiwanese Parliament.

Mrs. Kwan: [karate noises; Conrad and Sally walk to the chair and sit, Nevins yawns and lies down; she then falls asleep] You tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big Government! Rip his heart out! Hit me!

Cobra: [handcuffs Pleakley] Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.

Nani: Wait, what? CIA?

Pleakley: Agent Wendell Pleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker.

Tūtū: What are you doing here?!

Nani: Now, where is my sister?!

David: Lilo?

Nani: Lilo?! Lilo?!

David: They're not here.

Nani: I'm gonna check the back.

Tūtū: [showing up] What happened?! Where's Lilo?!

Nani: I don't know. She's not here.

Pleakley: [emerging from the broken wood; Nani, David and Tūtū scream at him; screams as well] Actually, she's on the ship heading toward...

Mrs. Kekoa: [waving while driving away] Don't forget the insurance.

Nani: [smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa; mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her; Lilo screams and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in so much trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway; grabs her by the shirt] Yeah, yeah. You got it. You're gonna need the heath insurance for when I kill you!!! Oh, Lilo! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." Come here!

Lilo: AAAH! Let go of me!

Nani: [Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned; wraps Lilo around in a blanket, before she tries to escape again, and holds her down] No. Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why didn't you wait at hula?!

Lilo: Because you weren't *FAIIIIR!!*

Nani: [Lilo licks her arm to free herself] Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! Hey! Did you just lick me?!

Lilo: [storms upstairs to her room] Stop pretending you're my mom!

Nani: Oh, at least I didn't tell the social worker that I love jumping out of the window!

Lilo: Well, it's better than listenin to you!

Nani: Go to your room!

Lilo: [slams her door closed] I'm already in my room!

Tūtū: [sprays water on a goat with a water hose] Hey! Albert!

Tūtū: There she is, Miss Aloha.

Nani: [clenches through her teeth] Yeah. Not today, she's not.

Tūtū: Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.

Nani: Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.

Tūtū: [Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin] Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future cause of that akamai brain of yours. What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.

Nani: Will you stop with this?

Tūtū: That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.

Nani: Bion... Marine biology.

Tūtū: Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.

Nani: Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.

Tūtū: You ever asked Lilo what she wants?

Nani: She's six, so no.

David: [enters with his surfing board; sees Nani] Sorry, Tūtū. Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?

Nani: I live here. We're neighbors.

David: [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--

Tūtū: [interrupts] Well said, David.

Nani: Well...

David: So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?

Nani: [turns to go back inside] Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf.

Tūtū: [Nani heads inside the house] Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're ohana.

David: Yeah, I mean, if you...

Tūtū: [drives away in her dune buggy] No, no! No, David, you've said enough.