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Amy Hill Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Amy Hill

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The Cat in the Hat
A Birthday Invitation Surprise
Conrad There he is!
Sally Denise? Everybody I know is there. There's Ginny and Alan, how come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?
Conrad Don't worry. Let's just get Nevins and go.
Woman Okay Kids, everyone outside!
Conrad Cat, get down! they're gonna see you! Hide!
Kids Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata!
[A kid whacks the Cat with a bat]
Denise Everybody join in! It's breaking!
[children starts to whack the Cat with bats]
Dumb Schweitzer Step out of my way.
[drags a bat before he can hit The Cat]
Conrad This cannot end well...
Ginny, Alan, Denise and the Children Pinata! Pinata!
Singer Easy, Easy like Sunday mor-
Conrad I got an idea! Candy!
[Grabs candy from the Pinata]
Both NO!
Mrs. Kwan I'd love to buy some.
Joan Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It's Joan Walden. I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay?
Mrs. Kwan Those aren't children, they're little angels.
[Chuckles; Thing 1 is dressed as Conrad and Thing 2 is dressed as Sally too, they laugh and Mrs. Kwan starts laughing]
Joan That's sweet. Well, all right Mrs. Kwan I'll be home as soon as I can. bye-bye.
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Lilo & Stitch
Searching for Lilo's whereabouts
David Lilo?
Nani Lilo?! Lilo?!
David They're not here.
Nani I'm gonna check the back.
Tūtū What happened?! Where's Lilo?!
[showing up]
Nani I don't know. She's not here.
Pleakley Actually, she's on the ship heading toward...
[emerging from the broken wood; Nani, David and Tūtū scream at him; screams as well]
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Lilo & Stitch
Unexpected Government Encounters in Lilo & Stitch
Cobra Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.
[handcuffs Pleakley]
Nani Wait, what? CIA?
Pleakley Agent Wendell Pleakley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker.
Tūtū What are you doing here?!
Nani Now, where is my sister?!
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Lilo & Stitch
Insurance and Family Dynamics in Chaos
Mrs. Kekoa Don't forget the insurance.
[waving while driving away]
Nani Yeah, yeah. You got it. You're gonna need the heath insurance for when I kill you!!! Oh, Lilo! We took out the smoke alarm batteries. I'll show you "can't breathe." Come here!
[smiles; waving goodbye to Mrs. Kekoa; mumbling under her breath while turning towards Lilo as she starts to charge towards her; Lilo screams and runs into the house to the other door, realizing she's in so much trouble; takes a shortcut, scaring her and chases her down the hallway; grabs her by the shirt]
Lilo AAAH! Let go of me!
Nani No. Ow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why didn't you wait at hula?!
[Lilo grabs a pillow off the couch and hits her in the face with it, leaving her stunned; wraps Lilo around in a blanket, before she tries to escape again, and holds her down]
Lilo Because you weren't *FAIIIIR!!*
Nani Do you want them to split us up?! Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together! Hey! Did you just lick me?!
[Lilo licks her arm to free herself]
Lilo Stop pretending you're my mom!
[storms upstairs to her room]
Nani Oh, at least I didn't tell the social worker that I love jumping out of the window!
Lilo Well, it's better than listenin to you!
Nani Go to your room!
Lilo I'm already in my room!
[slams her door closed]
Tūtū Hey! Albert!
[sprays water on a goat with a water hose]
Tūtū There she is, Miss Aloha.
Nani Yeah. Not today, she's not.
[clenches through her teeth]
Tūtū Meeting didn't go well? I never liked that government lady anyway. Why is she always so smiley? Gives me the creeps.
Nani Yeah, well, our future is in her hands.
Tūtū Ah, ah. None of that. Your future is in your hands. And you're gonna have a very bright future cause of that akamai brain of yours. What? Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash and appearing in your bag at your place of work? Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
[Nani slurps her Capri Sun and reveals her university acceptance letter she finds in the trash bin]
Nani Will you stop with this?
Tūtū That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnets.
Nani Bion... Marine biology.
Tūtū Marine biology. And they already let you in once, and they wanted to give you for full ride.
Nani Yeah, I know. But Tūtū, there's no way. Lilo needs me here.
Tūtū You ever asked Lilo what she wants?
Nani She's six, so no.
David Sorry, Tūtū. Had to catch a few extra ones. The swell was... Hey, Nani! What are you doing here?
[enters with his surfing board; sees Nani]
Nani I live here. We're neighbors.
David Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's good. Uh... The waves were crazy today. You know, I was like, "Nani should be here.", cause you're always, like, and I miss shredding you. I mean, I miss... I miss seeing you shred waves, so... Yeah. I've always loved watching you. Not to say that--
[chuckles]
Tūtū Well said, David.
[interrupts]
Nani Well...
David So, like... when are you gonna go surfing?
Nani Maybe when Lilo turns 18. Enjoy the surf.
[turns to go back inside]
Tūtū Bebeh. Now, make up with your sister, yeah? You need anything, you just ask, okay? We're not just neighbors, you know. We're ohana.
[Nani heads inside the house]
David Yeah, I mean, if you...
Tūtū No, no! No, David, you've said enough.
[drives away in her dune buggy]
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The Cat in the Hat
Confusion at the Party Planning Event
Conrad Mom, That guy's a total phony, you can't let Larry-
Joan It's Lawrence, Conrad.
[Interrupting; hears the doorbell ring, opens the door and a caterer named Kate is shown holding the box]
Kate Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight.
Joan Oh hi. Where's Kate?
Kate I'm Kate.
Joan Oh. Right this way, Kate.
[she and Kate walk, and has a tray full of sweets in it]
Conrad Mom, you've gotta listen to me--
[phone rings]
Joan QUIET!
Sally Two weeks ago, you said you would-- I "specialed" it. see?
[Joan screams and sees Nevins eating chocolate]
Joan Quiet, Nevins. I SAID QUIET! Joan Walden Real Estate, be it ever so humble, there's no place like Joan.
[phone rings]
Mr. Humberfloob This is Mr. Humberfloob.
Joan Oh hi, Mr. Humberfloob.
Mr. Humberfloob Joan, I need you come back to the office.
Joan Today?
Mr. Humberfloob Yes, Joan. No problem.
Joan No problem at all.
Mr. Humberfloob Great!
Sally What's going on, Mommy?
[as Joan hangs up the phone]
Joan Mommy has to go back to the Office, Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan can Babysit!
Conrad Not Mrs. Kwan!
[cut to the veiw of the door, It's a elder Taiwanese woman named Mrs. Kwan, the doorbell rings as Mrs. Joan opens the door]
Joan Hi, Mrs. Kwan.
Mrs. Kwan Hi.
[holding a bag containing a ball of yarn and knitting tools]
Joan Oh, I'm running late, thanks for babysitting such for a different notice. I'll be back in a couple of hours. Conrad's grounded, so no video games. Sally, last chance, if you want to make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend, Ginny's house.
[Mrs. Kwan yawns; takes Conrad's gamepad away]
Sally Ginny's not my friend anymore. Last time we made cupcakes, she wanted me to be the head chef. I'm the head chef.
Joan What about Denise, then?
Sally She talked back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore.
Joan And you don't like bossy?
Sally I won't tolerate it.
Joan Alright. Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules... Conrad: No playing ball in the house, no fighting, no answering the phone "city morgue".
Sally Mommy, can't I have some rules?
Joan No chewing tobacco.
[thinks for a moment]
Sally Thanks, Mom. You have my word.
Joan And absolutely, No one sets foot in the l living room or else...
Conrad or else what you're going to do what Larry said and send me the military school?
Joan Maybe If you would just behave, I wouldn't have to consider Military school. I wish I could trust you.
Conrad I wish I had a different mom.
Joan Well, sometimes, I wish the same thing.
Joan Good luck with your meeting!
Mrs. Kwan Children, would you like to watch TV with me? We don't have to tell your mother!
[Turns on the TV while the two walk over to the couch. However, a TV shows Taiwanese Parliament members fighting]
Conrad and Sally Taiwanese Parliament.
Mrs. Kwan You tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big Government! Rip his heart out! Hit me!
[karate noises; Conrad and Sally walk to the chair and sit, Nevins yawns and lies down; she then falls asleep]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.