Steven Anthony Lawrence Movies
Steven Anthony Lawrence Quotes
A Birthday Invitation Surprise
Conrad:
There he is!
Sally:
Denise? Everybody I know is there. There's Ginny and Alan, how come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?
Conrad:
Don't worry. Let's just get Nevins and go.
Woman:
Okay Kids, everyone outside!
Conrad:
Cat, get down! they're gonna see you! Hide!
Kids: [A kid whacks the Cat with a bat]
Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata!
Denise: [children starts to whack the Cat with bats]
Everybody join in! It's breaking!
Dumb Schweitzer: [drags a bat before he can hit The Cat]
Step out of my way.
Conrad:
This cannot end well...
Ginny, Alan, Denise and the Children:
Pinata! Pinata!
Singer:
Easy, Easy like Sunday mor-
Conrad: [Grabs candy from the Pinata]
I got an idea! Candy!
Both:
NO!
Mrs. Kwan:
I'd love to buy some.
Joan:
Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It's Joan Walden. I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay?
Mrs. Kwan: [Chuckles; Thing 1 is dressed as Conrad and Thing 2 is dressed as Sally too, they laugh and Mrs. Kwan starts laughing]
Those aren't children, they're little angels.
Joan:
That's sweet. Well, all right Mrs. Kwan I'll be home as soon as I can. bye-bye.
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Recollections of Competitive Moments
Mark Avery:
Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?
Buck Weston: [kicks him into the swimming pool]
Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?
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