Steven Anthony LawrenceQuotes

Conrad: There he is!

Sally: Denise? Everybody I know is there. There's Ginny and Alan, how come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?

Conrad: Don't worry. Let's just get Nevins and go.

Woman: Okay Kids, everyone outside!

Conrad: Cat, get down! they're gonna see you! Hide!

Kids: [A kid whacks the Cat with a bat] Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata! Pinata!

Denise: [children starts to whack the Cat with bats] Everybody join in! It's breaking!

Dumb Schweitzer: [drags a bat before he can hit The Cat] Step out of my way.

Conrad: This cannot end well...

Ginny, Alan, Denise and the Children: Pinata! Pinata!

Singer: Easy, Easy like Sunday mor-

Conrad: [Grabs candy from the Pinata] I got an idea! Candy!

Both: NO!

Mrs. Kwan: I'd love to buy some.

Joan: Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It's Joan Walden. I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay?

Mrs. Kwan: [Chuckles; Thing 1 is dressed as Conrad and Thing 2 is dressed as Sally too, they laugh and Mrs. Kwan starts laughing] Those aren't children, they're little angels.

Joan: That's sweet. Well, all right Mrs. Kwan I'll be home as soon as I can. bye-bye.

Mark Avery: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?

Buck Weston: [kicks him into the swimming pool] Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?

Phil: Tigers! Huddle up.

Ditka: Come on, get in here.

Phil: I know we're on a five-game losing streak but I've got good news. Umberto!

Phil: [[Italy] We've got two new players joining the team. Guys; Gian Piero and Massimo. Now these boys are from ] so they don't speak English that well. We're all gonna help them learn. They're apprentice butchers.

Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?

Ditka: Shut up.

Umberto: [making the two boys recite before leaving] I come back and pick-up 5:00. Buon divertimento. Prima la carne.

Gian Piero and Massimo: Prima la carne.

Phil: What?

Umberto: Meat first!

Phil: Meat first! Yes, we love meat!

Umberto: [In Italian] Bye! ("Ciao!")

Massimo and Gian Piero: [In Italian] Bye, uncle! ("Ciao, Zio")

Phil: [at practice the next day] Look who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears...

Mark Avery: Sammy Sosa?

Ditka: C'mon.

Phil: No, no. Football. Coached the 1986-

Ditka: [correcting him] 85.

Phil: Right, 85 Bears to a Super Bowl victory... it's Mike Ditka!

Mark: Do you know Sammy Sosa?

Ditka: Hey, zip it, kid! I'm a coach that knows about winning! I'm gonna push you guys, like you've never been pushed before! Some of you are gonna wish I was dead!

Phil: It's true. I know it's a weird thought but it's true.

Ditka: I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones!

Phil: Delicious!

Ditka: This is gonna be the hardest thing you've ever done in your whole lives. But when it's over...

Phil: Don't get emotional...

Ditka: When it's over...

Phil: [echoing him] When it's over...

Ditka: You guys are gonna be champions!

Phil: Champions!

Ditka: Now let's get out there and kick some butt!

Phil: On three, let's have fun

The Tigers: [all chant] One, two, three, Let's Have Fun!

Ditka: [to Phil, mocking] Let's have fun"? What's that?

Phil: I just made it up.

Phil Weston: Ambrose

Ambrose: Yeah?

Phil Weston: I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. What was going through your head out there last week?

Ambrose: I was breaking my back for you coach because of my love for the game.

Phil Weston: LIAR! Jack!

Jack: What?

Phil: Who are supposed to pass the ball to?

Jack: The Italians.

Phil: Right! Alex, when?

Alex: When I come in contact with the ball.

Phil: The instant you come in contact with the ball! That's our strategy, it's one of the many plays we've worked out.

Mark Avery: It's the only play we've worked out.

Phil: How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning?

Mark: Coach I'm just--

Phil: [mocking him] Coach I'm just trying to nuh! Nuh!

Sam: You gotta lighten up.

Phil: [referring to Mark] He started it!