The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Discovery of a Damaged Guitar
Ford Fairlane: [notices his [[stratocaster|strat; brings it closer and notices it's scratched]
Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up.
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - A Twinkie for Snapperhead
Ford Fairlane:
Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead.
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Questioning Identity and Intentions
Ford Fairlane:
What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Self-Confidence and Humor in Advertising
Ford Fairlane:
I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Frustration with the Music Industry
Ford Fairlane: [[W:Dick Tracy|Dick Tracy]
Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my ]?!
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Frustration with People and Limited Solutions
Ford Fairlane:
So many assholes, so few bullets.
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Unbelievable Situations in Ford Fairlane's Life
Ford Fairlane:
Un-fucking-believable!
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Blue Jasmine - Family Dynamics and Financial Struggles
Augie:
When your sister had all that money, she wanted nothing to do with you. Now that she's broke all of a sudden she's moving in.
Ginger:
She's not just broke. She's all screwed up.
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Blue Jasmine - Struggling to Let Go of the Past
Augie:
Some people, they don't put things behind so easily.
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