Memorable Quotes from Andrew Dice Clay
9 quotesQuestioning Identity and Intentions
Ford Fairlane
What are you two, Neil and Bob? Or is that like what you do?
Discovery of a Damaged Guitar
Ford Fairlane
Hey Zuzu. I found my guitar. I found my guitar. It's all scratched up. It's all scratched up.
[notices his [[stratocaster|strat; brings it closer and notices it's scratched]
Self-Confidence and Humor in Advertising
Ford Fairlane
I am so terrifical, I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
Family Dynamics and Financial Struggles
Augie
When your sister had all that money, she wanted nothing to do with you. Now that she's broke all of a sudden she's moving in.
Ginger
She's not just broke. She's all screwed up.
Struggling to Let Go of the Past
Augie
Some people, they don't put things behind so easily.
Unbelievable Situations in Ford Fairlane's Life
Ford Fairlane
Un-fucking-believable!
A Twinkie for Snapperhead
Ford Fairlane
Have a Twinkie, Snapperhead.
Frustration with People and Limited Solutions
Ford Fairlane
So many assholes, so few bullets.
Frustration with the Music Industry
Ford Fairlane
Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my ]?!
[[W:Dick Tracy|Dick Tracy]