Memorable Quotes from Ann Magnuson
3 quotesNegotiation Turns Hostile in Small Soldiers Scene
Phil Fimple
Hi! I'm Phil Fimple. I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the, uh... ]. Now here's our proposal: take them!
[[w:Gorgonzola|Gorgonzolas]
Insaniac
Hey! He's selling us down the river! The guy's a regular ]
[listening from inside; [w:Benedict Arnold|Arnold Benedict!]
Phil Fimple
I mean, switch em off, take em apart, steal their batteries, whatever it is you... people do. Hey... is that my JVC?!
[notices speakers covered by a net]
Chip Hazard
There will be no surrender! There will be no mercy! All Gorgonite scum must die!
Link Static
Yeah! Bomb em all the way back to preschool!
Chip Hazard
Recon estimates Gorgonite scum strength at 16!
Christy Fimple
Sixteen? Where'd they get sixteen from?
Larry Benson
Seven Gorgonites and nine people.
Phil Fimple
Well, you heard our proposal...
[nervously]
Stuart Abernathy
Phil, get in here! Hurry!
[opening the door]
Chip Hazard
These negotiations are over!
Chip Hazard
We are the Commando Elite! Everything else... is just a toy!
Alan Abernathy
What are they doing?
Irene Abernathy
Psychological warfare.
Christy Fimple
The Marines did this against ].
[[w:Manuel Noriega|Noriega]
Marion Fimple
Phil? Phil!
Phil Fimple
What?
Marion Fimple
I love this song!
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Nervous Conversation About Music Preferences
Meg
This whole thing makes me nervous.
[after being told about panic room]
Lydia Lynch
Why?
Meg
Ever read any ]?
[[Edgar Allan Poe|Poe]
Lydia Lynch
No, but I loved her last album!
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Debate on Reality of Living Toys
Phil Fimple
Is this entire household insane?! He says that toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next, the ] drops by with a ]
[pointing at Archer; [w:Fairy with Turquoise Hair|Blue Fairy; [w:Talking Cricket|talking cricket?!]
Christy Fimple
Dad, he's telling the truth!
Phil Fimple
He's brainwashed you, hasn't he? Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.
Slamfist
You can't change programming.
[listening in from a shelf]
Marion Fimple
Look! Another one...
[still intoxicated]
Alan Abernathy
See? I told you they were hiding. It's what they do.
Phil Fimple
That's it. Come on, Christy. Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.
Stuart Abernathy
Hey, don't be a stranger, Phil.
Irwin Wayfair
Hi. Uh, yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems, Consumer Satisfaction. Is there an Alan Abernathy here?
Timmy Fimple
That's Alan, right there.
[points at Alan]
Larry Benson
How you doing? We understand you acquired some of our fine products.
Irwin Wayfair
There's a chance they might be... defective.
Larry Benson
But there's no reason to think they could do any harm.
Stuart Abernathy
Oh, there's reasons!
Alan Abernathy
There is a problem with the Commandos.
Larry Benson
Really? What kind of problem? Bear in mind, you will be called into court to support your claim.
Stuart Abernathy
YOUR TOYS NEARLY KILLED MY SON!
Irene Abernathy
Stuart--
Stuart Abernathy
Don't say "calm down"! Calm was killing me. And you! You owe my son an apology!
[to Phil]
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