Small Soldiers - Negotiation Turns Hostile in Small Soldiers Scene
Phil Fimple: [[w:Gorgonzola|Gorgonzolas]
Hi! I'm Phil Fimple. I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the, uh... ]. Now here's our proposal: take them!
Insaniac: [listening from inside; [w:Benedict Arnold|Arnold Benedict!]
Hey! He's selling us down the river! The guy's a regular ]
Phil Fimple: [notices speakers covered by a net]
I mean, switch em off, take em apart, steal their batteries, whatever it is you... people do. Hey... is that my JVC?!
Chip Hazard:
There will be no surrender! There will be no mercy! All Gorgonite scum must die!
Link Static:
Yeah! Bomb em all the way back to preschool!
Chip Hazard:
Recon estimates Gorgonite scum strength at 16!
Christy Fimple:
Sixteen? Where'd they get sixteen from?
Larry Benson:
Seven Gorgonites and nine people.
Phil Fimple: [nervously]
Well, you heard our proposal...
Stuart Abernathy: [opening the door]
Phil, get in here! Hurry!
Chip Hazard:
These negotiations are over!
Chip Hazard:
We are the Commando Elite! Everything else... is just a toy!
Alan Abernathy:
What are they doing?
Irene Abernathy:
Psychological warfare.
Christy Fimple: [[w:Manuel Noriega|Noriega]
The Marines did this against ].
Marion Fimple:
Phil? Phil!
Phil Fimple:
What?
Marion Fimple:
I love this song!
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Small Soldiers - Debate on Reality of Living Toys
Phil Fimple: [pointing at Archer; [w:Fairy with Turquoise Hair|Blue Fairy; [w:Talking Cricket|talking cricket?!]
Is this entire household insane?! He says that toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next, the ] drops by with a ]
Christy Fimple:
Dad, he's telling the truth!
Phil Fimple:
He's brainwashed you, hasn't he? Don't worry, honey. We'll get you the best deprogrammer money can buy.
Slamfist: [listening in from a shelf]
You can't change programming.
Marion Fimple: [still intoxicated]
Look! Another one...
Alan Abernathy:
See? I told you they were hiding. It's what they do.
Phil Fimple:
That's it. Come on, Christy. Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.
Stuart Abernathy:
Hey, don't be a stranger, Phil.
Irwin Wayfair:
Hi. Uh, yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems, Consumer Satisfaction. Is there an Alan Abernathy here?
Timmy Fimple: [points at Alan]
That's Alan, right there.
Larry Benson:
How you doing? We understand you acquired some of our fine products.
Irwin Wayfair:
There's a chance they might be... defective.
Larry Benson:
But there's no reason to think they could do any harm.
Stuart Abernathy:
Oh, there's reasons!
Alan Abernathy:
There is a problem with the Commandos.
Larry Benson:
Really? What kind of problem? Bear in mind, you will be called into court to support your claim.
Stuart Abernathy:
YOUR TOYS NEARLY KILLED MY SON!
Irene Abernathy:
Stuart--
Stuart Abernathy: [to Phil]
Don't say "calm down"! Calm was killing me. And you! You owe my son an apology!
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Panic Room - Nervous Conversation About Music Preferences
Meg: [after being told about panic room]
This whole thing makes me nervous.
Lydia Lynch:
Why?
Meg: [[Edgar Allan Poe|Poe]
Ever read any ]?
Lydia Lynch:
No, but I loved her last album!
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