David Cross Biography
David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American businessman, entrepreneur, actor, writer and stand-up comedian perhaps best known for his work on HBO's sketch comedy series Mr. Show and for his role as Tobias Fünke in the Fox sitcom Arrested Development.
David Cross Movies
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David Cross Quotes
Exploring Quirky Perspectives on Creativity and Reality
Dr. Allan Pearl:
People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.
UFO Expert:
I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.
Ron Albertson:
If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.
Mrs. Pearl:
We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.
Mayor Glenn Welsch:
There's a saying in Missouri, if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes. In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.
Steve Stark, Councilman: [[Barbra Streisand]
He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There's only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that's ].
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Concerns Over Chips and Electromagnetic Pulse
Larry Benson:
Great! All we need now is a nuclear warhead.
Stuart Abernathy:
I'll check, but I don't think I have one in the junk drawer.
Phil Fimple:
Nuclear warhead"? What are you talking about?
Larry Benson:
It's the chips! They're not shielded against an electromagnetic pulse. A nuclear blast would wipe them out.
Irwin Wayfair:
That's why the military never used them.
Stuart Abernathy:
Well, what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
Irwin Wayfair: [pointing at Larry]
Oh, that would be "Gizmo" over here.
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