David Cross Biography
David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American actor, writer and stand-up comedian perhaps best known for his work on HBO's sketch comedy series Mr. Show and for his role as Tobias Fünke in the Fox sitcom Arrested Development.
David Cross Movies
David Cross TV Shows
David Cross Quotes
Discovery of Wheels and Imagination
Zed: [''pointing to wheels'']
What are these big, round things for?
Cain:
They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
Oh:
I feel like a bird!
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Exploring Quirky Perspectives on Creativity and Reality
Dr. Allan Pearl:
People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.
UFO Expert:
I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.
Ron Albertson:
If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.
Mrs. Pearl:
We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.
Mayor Glenn Welsch:
There's a saying in Missouri, if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes. In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.
Steve Stark, Councilman: [[Barbra Streisand]
He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There's only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that's ].
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