Short Cuts - A Conversation About Neighbors and Work Schedules
Claire Kane:
Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you?
Stuart Kane:
Who?
Claire Kane:
The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert.
Stuart Kane:
He seems kind of lofty. You're off to work early, huh?
Claire Kane:
Yeah, I got two birthdays today. He's a doctor, remember? And she is artist, I think.
Stuart Kane:
Oh yeah? What kind?
Claire Kane:
What kind? She's a painter. She paints pictures, you know? They really want us to come to dinner.
Stuart Kane:
Well, We'll see. I'm off.
Claire Kane:
What does that mean? We already agreed to go. We made a date. Bye. Close the door, Stuart.
Stuart Kane:
Sorry!
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Short Cuts - Unpleasant Odors and Personal Hygiene Discourse
Claire Kane: [Stuart has just returned from his fishing trip]
Your hands stink.
Stuart Kane: [sniffs his fingers]
Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think?
Claire Kane: [laughs, smacks him on the shoulder]
I hate that. Go wash your hands.
Stuart Kane:
Smells like a rainbow to me!
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Fatal Attraction - A Threat to Family Safety
Beth Gallagher: [on the phone to Alex]
If you ever come near my family again, I'll kill you. Do you understand?
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