Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - Unveiling Gifts Among Friends
Ted:
Your probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.
Bill:
That's because...
Ted:
Um...
Bill:
Um...
Bill and Ted: [take their girlfriends to opposite sides of the pool]
scuse us, dude.
Bill: [takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket]
I wrote this myself.
Ted: [also takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket; begins to read]
I wrote this last night. Elizabeth.
Bill: [also begins to read; the two talk simultaneously]
Joanna. As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beasts...Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.
Ted:
As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existence, surrounded by various creatures...Sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that's fresh water.
Bill:
The point is I know we promised you a better life.
Ted:
What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.
Bill:
But all that stuff hasn't happened.
Bill and Ted:
But it will, I hope.
Ted:
The day after tomorrow, if things work out...
Bill:
What I mean is....
Ted:
Will you...?
Bill:
...Marry us?
Elizabeth:
Theodore...
Joanna:
I'd love to.
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