Memorable Quotes from Annie Mumolo
2 quotesHomemade Treats and Store-Bought Rules
Gwendolyn
Are these store-bought donut holes, Amy?
Amy
What? No. Gosh, no, I made them by hand and then I put them in the weird plastic container.
Vicky
Oh, thank God. Cause we do not allow store-bought holes.
Gwendolyn
Seriously, Vicky?
Amy
Oh, come on, Gwendolyn. Who cares what food people bring as long as it raises money, right?
Stacy
Oh, did she just... Oh. She did. Hit her with it, G.
Gwendolyn
Well, you see, I care, sweetie. I don't... I don't know what's been going on with you, I mean, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay? I run this school, and no one takes a class or kicks a ball or plays a fuckin clarinet without my say-so. And I can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me?
Amy
Wow, Gwendolyn, I genuinely think you should just relax a little bit, I mean, have a donut hole. They're delicious. They're from a gas station. They're... Mmm.
Gwendolyn
You have crossed the line, little girl. And I am going to destroy you. Winter is coming.
[storms away]
Amy
Gwendolyn.
[chuckles]
Stacy
Oh, my God. You are so fucked.
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School Day Sentiments and Lunch Confusion
Amy
Have a great day at school! Oh, wait, wait, wait! Your lunch!
[hands the kids their bags]
Jane
Thanks, Mom. You're the best mom ever!
[gasps]
Amy
Aw, I love you, guys!
Gwendolyn
Is that Arby's?
Vicky
I love their hot fish sandwich.
Gwendolyn
Hey, Amy. Hi. Hey, we're having a PTA meeting today to discuss the upcoming election at 2:00. Will we see you there?
Amy
No.
Gwendolyn
Oh. That bitch is playing a dangerous game.
[Amy roars off]
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