Bad Moms - Homemade Treats and Store-Bought Rules
Gwendolyn:
Are these store-bought donut holes, Amy?
Amy:
What? No. Gosh, no, I made them by hand and then I put them in the weird plastic container.
Vicky:
Oh, thank God. Cause we do not allow store-bought holes.
Gwendolyn:
Seriously, Vicky?
Amy:
Oh, come on, Gwendolyn. Who cares what food people bring as long as it raises money, right?
Stacy:
Oh, did she just... Oh. She did. Hit her with it, G.
Gwendolyn:
Well, you see, I care, sweetie. I don't... I don't know what's been going on with you, I mean, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay? I run this school, and no one takes a class or kicks a ball or plays a fuckin clarinet without my say-so. And I can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me?
Amy:
Wow, Gwendolyn, I genuinely think you should just relax a little bit, I mean, have a donut hole. They're delicious. They're from a gas station. They're... Mmm.
Gwendolyn: [storms away]
You have crossed the line, little girl. And I am going to destroy you. Winter is coming.
Amy: [chuckles]
Gwendolyn.
Stacy:
Oh, my God. You are so fucked.
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Bad Moms - School Day Sentiments and Lunch Confusion
Amy: [hands the kids their bags]
Have a great day at school! Oh, wait, wait, wait! Your lunch!
Jane: [gasps]
Thanks, Mom. You're the best mom ever!
Amy:
Aw, I love you, guys!
Gwendolyn:
Is that Arby's?
Vicky:
I love their hot fish sandwich.
Gwendolyn:
Hey, Amy. Hi. Hey, we're having a PTA meeting today to discuss the upcoming election at 2:00. Will we see you there?
Amy:
No.
Gwendolyn: [Amy roars off]
Oh. That bitch is playing a dangerous game.
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