Anthony Anderson Quotes

Maurice Some you win;.....and Dim Sum, You Lose...

Nolan Now lets say you walking down the street, strutting yo stuff, and someby yells out and screams "Hey, baby! Why don't you back that thing up and show me whatcha got and whatcha gon do?

Big Momma I'd say I'm a size 10, and I'm about to cram it up his boney ass!

Maurice Where my drink, man?

Mahalik You know Jamal, from 92nd Street? This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

CJ No, it wouldn't. Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

Mahalik But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!

CJ Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

Louis Booker Can you hold on a second? We're having a very intimate non-gay moment.

Maurice Hey Dimsum, You's a real funny man.

Maurice Trish, I'm gonna find your Aaliyah-looking ass, I know where you work at!

Louis Booker This mysterious Mr. Smith we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name.

Tommy Holy shit! Is this ]'s office?

Louis Booker Look, there it is, there! RIGHT THERE!

Mahalik But what if we stopped living over here, and started living over there?

CJ Shit, my Aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.

Mahalik For what?

CJ Mice.

Mahalik I thought she had rats?

CJ No, rats are outside, mice are inside.

Mahalik But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?

CJ I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.

Mahalik That's because it's a rat, fool!

CJ Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there!

Maurice Name's Maurice....Bitch!

Burger Shack Employee Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... Just makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down.

Employee Come on, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

Louis Booker I'm gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy".