Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - Craving White Castle Sparks Employee's Frustration
Burger Shack Employee:
Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... Just makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down.
Employee: [starts destroying stuff; calms down]
Come on, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
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Big Momma's House - Confidence and Humor in Unexpected Situations
Nolan:
Now lets say you walking down the street, strutting yo stuff, and someby yells out and screams "Hey, baby! Why don't you back that thing up and show me whatcha got and whatcha gon do?
Big Momma:
I'd say I'm a size 10, and I'm about to cram it up his boney ass!
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Kangaroo Jack - Questioning Identity in Kangaroo Jack
Louis Booker:
This mysterious Mr. Smith we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name.
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Kangaroo Jack - A Moment of Misunderstood Intimacy
Louis Booker:
Can you hold on a second? We're having a very intimate non-gay moment.
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Kangaroo Jack - Pointing Out the Obvious
Louis Booker:
Look, there it is, there! RIGHT THERE!
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Kangaroo Jack - Naming a Son After a Friend
Louis Booker:
I'm gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy".
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Cradle 2 the Grave - Unexpected Encounter in an Office
Tommy: [[w:Jackie Chan|Jackie Chan]
Holy shit! Is this ]'s office?
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Scary Movie 3 - Awakening to Life and Death Confusion
Mahalik:
You know Jamal, from 92nd Street? This morning, he woke up dead!
CJ:
How in the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik:
Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ:
You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik:
You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.
CJ:
No, it wouldn't. Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik:
But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!
CJ:
Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!
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Scary Movie 3 - Contemplating Relocation and Unexpected Challenges
Mahalik:
But what if we stopped living over here, and started living over there?
CJ:
Shit, my Aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik:
For what?
CJ:
Mice.
Mahalik:
I thought she had rats?
CJ:
No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik:
But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ:
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik:
That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ:
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there!
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Romeo Must Die - Winning and Losing in Life's Game
Maurice:
Some you win;.....and Dim Sum, You Lose...
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Romeo Must Die - Request for a drink
Maurice:
Where my drink, man?
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Romeo Must Die - Determined Search for Trish's Location
Maurice:
Trish, I'm gonna find your Aaliyah-looking ass, I know where you work at!
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Romeo Must Die - Introduction of Maurice's Character
Maurice:
Name's Maurice....Bitch!
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Romeo Must Die - Humor in Unexpected Places
Maurice:
Hey Dimsum, You's a real funny man.
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