Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Twins

The Nature of Genetic Differences

Vincent Benedict This must, uh, be where you made the milkshake.

[points to a device in the lab]

Mitchell Traven We weren't making milkshakes. We were making the most fully developed human the world has ever seen.

Vincent Benedict But instead of just one perfect kid, Mom had the two of us. Way to go, Mom.

[smiling]

Mitchell Traven Wrong. The embryo did split in two, but it didn't split equally. All the purity and strength went into Julius. All the crap that was left over went into what you see in the mirror every morning.

Vincent Benedict Wow, wow, wow, you're telling me that I'm the crap?

Julius Benedict This is not true, Vincent.

Vincent Benedict Wait a minute, Julius. I wanna hear this. You're telling me that I am the left over crap? That I'm no good?

[to Traven]

Julius Benedict He's wrong.

Mitchell Traven Look at him.

[points at Vincent]

Vincent Benedict Are you saying that... I'm a side effect?

Mitchell Traven You haven't got the brainpower to understand this, and I don't have the time. Show's over.

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The 6th Day

Unexpected Betrayal Over a Stogie

Adam Gibson He smoked my stogie too!?

Hank Morgan That bastard!

Gibson Son of a bitch!

Morgan Son of a bitch!

[imitating Adam]

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Twins

Seeking the Truth About Their Mother

Julius Benedict Hey, "dick-head"! Tell us where our mother is.

[seizes Traven]

Mitchell Traven Ah... Whispering Pines. It's an artist's colony 200 miles north of Santa Fe.

Julius Benedict If you're lying to me... I'll be back.

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The 6th Day

The Illusion of Perfection and Immortality

Adam Gibson We all have to die someday.

Michael Drucker We don't have to die. I'm offering you the chance to live forever. Never aging. Perfect in every way.

Gibson Perfect? Like you? Look. Here is your "perfection.

[shoves Drucker in front of mirror]

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The Running Man

Audience Enthusiasm for Damon Killian

Damon Killian And who loves you, and who do you LOVE?!

[on video]

Studio Audience KILLIAN!!!

Killian YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

[zoom in; zoom in further; "KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU" appears on the screen]

Audience member Hey, what's going on?!

Killian We don't lie - lie - lie... like our previous winners Whitman, Price, and Haddad. You remember them! There they are at this very moment, basking under the Maui sun, their debt to society paid in full. Watch that screen.

[on video; stills appear of the corpses that Amber found in the locker room]

Dispatcher Yankee Nine-Niner, what's the status of the crowd?

[to Richards]

Ben Richards Food riot in progress. Approximately 1,500 civilians. No weapons are evident.

Dispatcher Proceed with Plan Alpha, eliminate anything moving.

Richards I said the crowd is unarmed! There are lots of women and children down there. All they want is some food, for God's sake!

Dispatcher As you were, Richards. Proceed with Plan Alpha. All rioters must be eliminated.

Richards The hell with you! I will not fire at helpless human beings!

Dispatcher You have your orders, Yankee Nine-Niner, proceed with Plan Alpha.

Tony Where's it coming from?

Brenda The network satellite.

Stevie Don't touch that dial!

[menacingly]

Richards Abort mission. We return to base...

Dispatcher Saunders, do you copy? Take command. Detain Richards and proceed as ordered.

Soldier Richards, what the fuck are you doing?!

Killian Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll please bear with us, we're experiencing technical difficulties!

Agnes McArdle Bullshit!!

Richards It's showtime!

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True Lies

A Decade Away from Driving

Albert Gibson Harry, do you realize it has been, in fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?

Harry Tasker If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.

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Twins

Perspectives on Women and Attraction

Vincent Benedict Women love men who are mysterious and devious. It keeps them on their toes. It excites them. You know what I mean?

Julius Benedict No.

Vincent Benedict You do like women?

Julius Benedict Oh, very much so. They're strange and sensitive. They have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.

Vincent Benedict You're a virgin!

[turns around]

Julius Benedict That's private.

Vincent Benedict A 230-pound virgin.

[to himself]

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Twins

The Reality of Orphan Fantasies

Julius Benedict Why are you being so immature about all this?

Vincent Benedict Look, Julius. Do you know how many times I've heard stories like this? It's every orphan's fantasy: "My real mom and dad were rich, and beautiful. But... there was a mix-up at the hospital. And I got switched with another baby. But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door. And there they'll be, with open arms, crying, My darling. My treasure. We didn't know. How can we make it up to you?'" Let me tell you something for your own good, Julius. It's a CROCK!

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True Lies

A Dismissal in True Lies

Harry Tasker You're fired!

[while launching a Sidewinder missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging]

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Commando

Prioritizing Family Above All Else

John Matrix All that matters to me now is Jenny.

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Commando

John Matrix expresses a casual greeting

John Matrix ¿Cómo estás?

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Commando

A Decision to Release an Enemy

John Matrix I let him go.

[to Cindy after dropping Sully off a cliff]

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day

A Demanding Request for Essential Gear

The Terminator I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

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End of Days

Confronting Responsibility in Crisis

Satan It wasn't your fault.

Jericho Cane I wasn't there.

Satan No, you were just- You were out doing your job.

Cane I wasn't fucking there!

Satan Oh, look at you. Torn apart by guilt. You didn't do anything wrong. You were an honest cop. You didn't take money. You had to testify against them even after they threatened your family. Most people would never testify against those guys. They're not like you. You had to do the right thing. And where was God, hmm? He could've stopped it, but he didn't. He fucked you, then He made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt. I didn't do what happened here. He did. Now you just think about that, then you tell me who's really your friend. I can make it like it never happened. All for the price of a stranger's address.

Cane NO! You will never see the girl!

[furiously punches the mirror to break illusion]

Satan Now you're making me upset. You don't want to see me upset.

Jericho Cane Oh, you want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? YOU’RE A FUCKING CHIOR BOY COMPARED TO ME! A CHIOR BOY!!!

[enraged]

Satan You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink. You and I are so much alike.

Cane We're nothing alike! Nothing!

Satan Look at yourself. Look at this. Look at what you are now. You walked away from the light, just like me. You want one?

Cane You need to get out, now.

Satan Come on. You know what's in your heart. We're on the same side.

Cane I'm not on your side, and I never will be.

Satan You're on His side? He's the one who took away your family. Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just had a good publicist, that's all. Something good happens: "It's His will." Something bad happens: "He moves in mysterious ways." You take that- that overblown press kit they call the Bible. You look for the answer in there, what do they tell you? "Shit happens." Please. He treated you like garbage. You walked away. I'm not the bad guy.

[scoffs]

Cane What about the End of Days?

Satan Think of it as a new beginning. A change of management. And you'll be right there with me on the ground floor. It will be so cool. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you really want, and I'll give it to you.

Cane I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to hell.

Satan Well, you see, the problem is sometimes... ...HELL COMES TO YOU!

[lifts Jericho by the throat with one hand]

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Commando

The Importance of Gravity and Strength

John Matrix Listen. Loyalty is very touching, but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what IS important is GRAVITY! I have to remind you, Sully: This is my weak arm!

[Dangling Sully over the cliff]

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Red Sonja

The Paradox of Love and Conquest

Sonja No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight.

Kalidor So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic.

[Sonja goes and lies down. Kalidor picks up his sword and holds it to her throat]

Kalidor If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered.

Sonja Don't be a fool, I don't want to kill you.

Kalidor Try it.

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Twins

Financial Struggles Between Estranged Brothers

Julius Benedict I'm really worried about you, Vincent. How much money do you owe? Now don't lie to me. We're twins. I can feel your pain.

Vincent Benedict Why do you keep saying that? We're not twins, were not brothers, we're nothing.

Julius Benedict Twenty thousand?

Vincent Benedict Due this morning. Come on!

[gets in the car]

Julius Benedict Now don't worry about anything, Vincent. As long as I'm with you, I won't let anyone harm you. Okay?

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The Expendables 2

Unexpected Comparison and Call to Action

Trench ] My shoe is bigger than this car.

[Church pulls up in a [[w:Smart (marque)|SmartCar]

Church Shoot something!

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Twins

Struggles of Identity Between Twin Brothers

Vincent Benedict My life just got flushed down the toilet.

Julius Benedict No, Vincent.

Vincent Benedict I'm genetic garbage.

Julius Benedict We're twins. We're basically the same.

Vincent Benedict Look, Julius, I don't know if you've noticed yet, but we don't look the same, we don't talk the same, and we don't dress the same!

Julius Benedict I know.

Vincent Benedict So if we're so alike, how come we're so goddamn different?

Julius Benedict We had six fathers. We're many parts of a lot of different people.

Vincent Benedict Yeah?

Julius Benedict And don't forget, I was taken to a beautiful island, I was cared for, educated, looked after. You had nobody, Vincent. No one to love you, teach you, or encourage you. You see, Vincent, you're the missing part of my life. And I'm the missing part of your life. And when we find Mama, we can be the missing part of her life. We won't be alone anymore. We can be a family.

Vincent Benedict A family?

Julius Benedict Yes.

Vincent Benedict You mean, like, with a Christmas tree... and Thanksgiving dinner?

Julius Benedict And a real home, where you'll always be welcome.

Vincent Benedict Always?

Julius Benedict Even when you've been bad.

[smiles]

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The Terminator

Seeking Sarah Connor at the Police Station

Terminator I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?

Desk Sergeant No, you can't see her. She's making a statement.

Terminator Where is she?

Desk Sergeant Look, it may take a while. Want to wait? There's a bench over there.

[points to bench]

Terminator {{W|I'll be back}}!

[looks around, examining the structural integrity of the room, then looks back at him]

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Terminator: Dark Fate

Choices Shape Our Future and Destiny

T-800 / Carl Do you believe in fate, Sarah? Or do you believe that we all can change the future every second, by every choice that we make? You chose to change the future. You chose to destroy Skynet. You set me free. And now, I'm going to help you protect the girl because I choose to.

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Commando

A Hungry Fighter's Bold Declaration

John Matrix I eat Green Berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry!

[Fighting Cooke]

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True Lies

Unexpected Betrayal and Misunderstanding in Relationships

Albert Gibson Same thing happened to me with wife number two, remember? I had no idea nothing was going on. I come home, and the house is empty. I mean, completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

Harry Tasker It's not Helen.

Gibson Helen still loves you. She just wants to bang this guy for a while. It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...

Tasker STOP--cheering me UP!!!!

[slams Albert against a post]

Gibson What'd you expect? Helen's a flesh-and-blood woman, and you're never there. It was just a matter of time. I say we concentrate on work. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog shit. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. Right, buddy? It's gonna be great. We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better. Watch your head. Women: Can't live with em; Can't kill em.

[pause; serious; ushers him back to car; gets into the car]

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Conan the Destroyer

Action Over Words

Conan Enough talk!

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Twins

The Importance of Logic in Chaos

Julius Benedict Axe, axe, axe, axe, axe!

Julius Benedict You have no respect for logic.

Vincent Benedict But he's got an axe!

Julius Benedict And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic.

Julius Benedict You're a very stupid person.

Vincent Benedict You tell your brother, he messes with ME, he messes with my whole family!

[to Klane as the elevator is about to close]

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End of Days

Discovery of a Priest's Identity

Jericho Cane Oh, it's us.

Marge Francis Jesus! How the hell did you two find this place.

Jericho Cane Lucky guess. So what did you find out?

Marge Francis His name's Thomas Aquinas. He's a priest.

Jericho Cane Why don't you tell us something we don't know?

Chicago A homicidal priest. That's good.

Marge Francis Yeah? Well, it gets better. He studied at the Vatican. He was one of their alleged visionaries. Came here in 81 to St. John's Church downtown. Six months ago, he disappeared. Priest there say he was having a spiritual crisis.

Chicago Oh, yeah. That's what this is about. Spiritual crisis.

Jericho Cane Doesn't make any sense. What's a priest doing shooting at a Wall Street banker?

Marge Francis A Wall Street banker, by the way, who suddenly disappeared.

Chicago Maybe we should ask the girl.

Marge Francis What girl?

Chicago Uh, the guy. The guy, priest guy.

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Conan the Barbarian

Conan Questions His Surroundings

Conan Does it always smell like this? How does the wind ever get in here?

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Commando

Defiance in the Face of Adversity

John Matrix Fuck you, asshole.

[Cooke says, "Fuck you, asshole", but discovers his gun is empty]

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day

A Command to Remain in Place

The Terminator Stay here. ].

[[W:I’ll be back|I’ll be back]

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Commando

Release Your Frustration, Bennett

John Matrix Let off some steam, Bennett.

[After throwing a pipe through him with steam coming out of it]

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Red Sonja

Embracing Danger as a Personal Journey

Kalidor I know you're a brave girl, but danger is my trade.

Sonja If danger is a trade, I'll learn it by myself.

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The Terminator

Gun Discussion at the Pawn Shop

Terminator ].

[[W:Franchi SPAS-12|The 12-gauge auto-loader]

Pawn clerk That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.

Terminator The ] with laser sighting.

[[W:AMT Hardballer|.45 long slide]

Pawn clerk These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?

Terminator Phased ] in the 40-watt range.

[[w:plasma weapon|plasma rifle]

Pawn clerk Hey, just what you see, pal.

Terminator The ].

[looks around; [W:Uzi|Uzi 9mm]

Pawn clerk You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?

Terminator All.

[pointing shotgun towards the door]

Pawn clerk I may close early today. There's a... 15-day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now. You can't do that.

[takes out forms; sees the Terminator loading a shell into the shotgun]

Terminator Wrong.

[shoots and kills the clerk]

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Twins

Solving problems without violence

Julius Benedict I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

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True Lies

Assignment Code Names in True Lies Scene

Harry Tasker The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...

Helen Tasker ]?

[hopeful; [w:Boris and Natasha|Natasha]

Harry No... Doris.

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The Running Man

The Game Zone and Its Deadly Pursuers

Damon Killian You know how this works. The game zone is divided into four hundred square blocks, left over from the big quake of 97, and I don't think any of us will ever forget that. Once inside the zone, the Runners have three hours, they've got to go through all four game quads, three hours or less, and they're gonna need every second, cause you know who's on their tail?

[audience laughs]

Studio Audience The Stalkers!

Killian Who?!

Studio Audience THE STALKERS!!!

Killian And you know what happens then!!

Studio Audience Anything goes!

Killian What?!

Studio Audience ANYTHING GOES!!!

Killian Right! Without further ado, it's time to start... RUNNING!!

[goes back up the stage; faces audience with arms up high]

Killian On your marks! Get set!...

[to Richards]

Ben Richards Killian! ].

[[w:I'll be back|I'll be back]

Killian Only in a rerun. GO!! GO!!

[pauses; softly; loudly; Richards' sled launches; Laughlin's sled launches]

Laughlin You son of a bitch!

Killian GO!! YES!!

[Weiss's sled launches]

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Commando

Humor and Threat in John Matrix's Words

John Matrix You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Urgent Call for Survival

The Terminator Come with me if you want to live.

[offers his hand to Sarah Connor]

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Conan the Barbarian

Conan's Perspective on Life's Challenges

Conan * This line is in the extended version of the film.

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The 6th Day

Confrontation Over Life and Death

Adam Gibson You're dead.

Wiley No, you're dead.

Adam Gibson Try to stay dead this time.

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End of Days

Learning to Handle a Firearm

Christine York I'd feel better if you'd show me how to use one of these things. I want to do something. Let me help.

Jericho Cane All right, here. You take the gun. Line up the sight with your target. Beware the recoil. Here's the magazine. Put it in. Load. Only pull the trigger when you're ready...

[Christine shoots an advancing Satanist]

Christine York Like that?

Jericho Cane Yeah, like that.

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The 6th Day

The Ethics of Life and Death Choices

Michael Drucker Adam, I'm not making this offer because I have to. I can get everything from your memories. The fact is, I'd like you to understand you'd be serving a higher purpose. In two years, three tops, I will control enough votes to get the laws changed. We won't have to lose our Mozarts. We won't have to lose our Martin Luther Kings. We will have finally conquered death. We will have finally conquered death.

Adam Gibson And who decides who lives and who dies, you?

Drucker You got a better idea?

Gibson Yeah. What about God?

Drucker Oh. You're one of those. I suppose you think science is inherently evil.

Gibson No. I don't think science is inherently evil. But I think you are.

Drucker If you believe God created man in His own image, you believe He gave man power to understand evolution, to exploit science, to manipulate the genetic code. To do exactly what I'm doing. I'm just taking over where God left off.

Gibson If you really believe that, then you should clone yourself, while you're still alive.

Drucker Why's that? So I can understand your unique perspective?

Gibson No. So you can go fuck yourself.

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End of Days

Confrontation Amidst Apocalyptic Revelations

Thomas Aquinas Oculus Dei! A thousand years has ended! The Dark Angel is loosed from his prison!

Jericho Cane Get down on the ground, and put your hands behind your head.

Thomas Aquinas You don't know what you've done!

Jericho Cane Get down, or I'll put you down!

Thomas Aquinas A thousand years has ended! You don't know what you've done!

[Jericho shoots Aquinas in the leg]

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Twins

Frustration Amidst a Urgent Situation

Julius Benedict For the first time in my life, I'm... pissed off!

Vincent Benedict Julius, don't do this to me! I got a car to deliver! The last thing I need is a detour to the slammer!

[trying to hold Julius back]

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Red Sonja

Misunderstandings in Unexpected Alliances

Sonja But why didn't you tell me who you were?

Kalidor You didn't seem to want a man's help. But you needed it, so that's why I followed you. I had to be sure you reached the talisman.

Sonja I see, I misunderstood. I thought you had another reason.

Kalidor I did.

[He kisses her]

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Commando

Desperation in the Face of Danger

John Matrix Come on, you piece of shit! Fly or DIE!!

[Activating the seaplane]

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True Lies

Missing Page Causes Confusion in Dialogue

Albert Gibson My turn to drive?

Harry Tasker Give me the page.

Gibson What are you talking about?

Harry This jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where's page 10?

Gibson It's gotta be a typo.

[looks at paper]

Harry Give me the goddamn page!

[shouts; smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist.]

Gibson OK.

[Gibson looks at the window, then stares blankly at Harry; Quickly grabs page 10 from coat]

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The Running Man

A Dark Humor Encounter in The Running Man

Buzzsaw Richards, I love this saw. The saw is a part of me and I am going to make it part of you!!

Ben Richards That's all right, keep it!

[moves chainsaw away from face and positions it between Buzzsaw's legs; shoves chainsaw up through Buzzsaw, who shrieks in pain before he dies]

Amber Mendez What happened to Buzzsaw?

[rejoins Richards as they walk away]

Richards He had to split.

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Twins

The Importance of Rules in Crisis Situations

Julius Benedict Wait a minute. You forgot the third rule in a crisis situation.

Mr. Webster What third rule?

Vincent Benedict Third rule?

Julius Benedict Yeah, third rule.

Vincent Benedict Oooh! The third rule.

[notices the crane above Webster]

Mr. Webster What's the third rule?

Julius Benedict, Vincent Benedict Duck!

Vincent Benedict Yo! Holy shmoly! Now there's a man with a lot on his mind.

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Twins

Disagreement on Boxing and Violence

Vincent Benedict You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.

[impressed with Julius's fighting abilities]

Julius Benedict No, I could never fight for money.

Vincent Benedict Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.

Julius Benedict Actually, I hate violence.

Vincent Benedict But you're so good at it!

Conan the Barbarian

A Plea for Valor and Revenge

Conan Crom! I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought or why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

The Expendables 2

Challenge to a formidable opponent

Trench Who's next? Rambo?

[''To Booker'']

Commando

Effective Strategies in Action

John Matrix Works every time.

[After activating the seaplane]

True Lies

Exploring Women's Desires and Fantasy Escapes

Simon Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.

Harry Tasker So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that.

Simon What are you, a Boy Scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.

Harry But what about their husbands?

Simon Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean?

[laughs]

Harry Those idiots!

[fake laughs]

Commando

Invitation to Confrontation

John Matrix C'mon, Bennett, let's party!

[Before fighting Bennett]

The Expendables 2

A Request for Weapons and Consequences

Trench I need a weapon. Something big. Yours.

[''Eyeing Caesar's gun'']

Hale Caesar Whoa, whoa, whoa. My big weapon's hangin right where it is.

Barney Ross Come on, Caesar. You got a backup.

Hale Caesar If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated.

[''Reluctantly hands over his gun'']

Trench In your dreams.

End of Days

Morning Exchange Between Chicago and Jericho Cane

Chicago Honey, I'm home!

Jericho Cane I was just pulling myself together.

Chicago It's gonna take a lot more pulling. You are looking very sharp this morning.

[opens the curtains as Jericho shields his face]

Jericho Cane Thanks.

Chicago You're welcome. You got about five minutes to get ready. Here. There's enough caffeine in this to kill an elephant. Oughta get you started.

Jericho Cane So what's today?

Chicago Transport.

Jericho Cane Anyone special?

Chicago No, just some Wall Street scumbag.

Jericho Cane Why the hell does he need all this protection?

Chicago Well, I guess he fucked with some people that didn't like being fucked with.

Jericho Cane Personally, I like scumbags. They pay better.

Twins

Recognition Between Long-Lost Twin Brothers

Julius Benedict My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.

Vincent Benedict Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

Commando

A Warning About a Tired Friend

John Matrix Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

[After breaking Henrique's neck on the plane]

Conan the Barbarian

Conan's Reflection on Change and Anticipation

Conan For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.

End of Days

Understanding the Number of the Beast

Jericho Cane Why don't you stop all this church talk and tell us what the hell is going on? Who's after her?

Father Kovak Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll try to explain. You know anything about the number of the beast? Revelation of St. John from his dream?

Christine York 6-6-6?

Father Kovak The number of the beast is not 6-6-6. Often in dreams, numbers appear upside down and backwards. So, 6-6-6 becomes 9-9-9. Like in 1999, the year of his return.

Christine York What does that have to do with me?

Father Kovak Regressus Diaholi: The Return of Satan. Does any of this look familiar to you? She's been chosen. He's in her blood. The Holy Church has been searching for you since the day you were born.

[Christine shows her birthmark]

Christine York Chosen for what?

Father Kovak Every thousand years, on the eve of the millennium, the Dark Angel comes and takes a body, and then he walks the Earth looking for a woman who will bear his child. It all has to happen in that unholy hour before midnight on New Year's Eve. If he consummates your flesh with this body, then he unlocks the gate of Hell and everything we know it ceases to exist.

Jericho Cane So, the Prince of Darkness wants to conquer the Earth, but has to wait until an hour before midnight on New Year's Eve? Is this Eastern time?

Father Kovak It's got nothing to do with New Year's Eve. It has to do with a temporary celestial alignment. The Gregorian monks studied the heavens. They were able to calculate the precise moment of this event. They created our calendar by mapping this event and counting backwards from that moment.

Jericho Cane It was a mistake to come here.

Father Kovak It doesn't matter whether you believe or not. He's real and he won't rest till he finds this girl.

Christine York Why did he pick me?

Father Kovak Because the stars were right when you were born. A man's body was also chosen, just like yours.

Jericho Cane If the devil does exist, why doesn't your God do anything?

Father Kovak It's not my God. It's our God, and He doesn't say that He will save us. He says that we will save ourselves.

Christine York Save myself? What am I supposed to do? Get a restraining order?

Father Kovak We have to have faith.

Jericho Cane Faith.

Father Kovak Yes, faith. It's an interesting concept. If you read the Bible, you can't miss it. Faith!

Jericho Cane Between your faith and my Glock nine-millimeter, I take my Glock. Come on. Let's go.

[to Christine]

Father Kovak I'm afraid it takes a person of pure heart to defeat pure evil. You did your job. You brought her here to people of faith. We'll protect her. We'll hide her.

Jericho Cane You know, you live in a different world. We have some real serious problems here, and this is not solving them.

Father Kovak Satan's greatest trick was convincing man he didn't exist.

Twins

Gratitude for Cookies and Anticipation of Tossing

Julius Benedict Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

End of Days

Visions Beyond Reality in Crisis

Christine York I'm sorry. I have a medical condition. Sometimes, I see things that aren't there.

[after seeing worms in an apple]

Jericho Cane No, I saw it too.

The Running Man

Confrontation and Anger in The Running Man

Ben Richards You cold-blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it. I'll live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!

[rips camera off the wall and speaks into it to Killian, who just offered him a job as a Stalker; smashes camera]

Twins

A Conversation on Money and Bullshit

Vincent Benedict Money talks and bullshit walks!

Julius Benedict How can bullshit walk?

True Lies

A Threatening Conversation Before Action Begins

Samir Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?

Harry Tasker Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Samir I see...How, exactly?

Tasker First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Samir And what makes you think you can do all that?

Tasker You know my handcuffs?

Samir Hmm...

Tasker I picked them.

[holds up his uncuffed hands]

The Expendables 2

A Playful Exchange of Promises

Trench I'll be back.

Church You've been back enough. I'll be back.

[''Leaves'']

Trench Yippee-ki-yay.

Conan the Destroyer

Conan Commands Action Aboard the Boat

Conan Into the boat!

True Lies

Secrets and Betrayals Among Friends

Harry Tasker You tell on me, I'll tell on you.

Albert Gibson What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...

Tasker What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?

Gibson You knew about that?

Tasker Uh-huh.

Gibson Let's take Franklin, it's quicker.

End of Days

Confrontation Reveals Painful Truths Between Characters

Jericho Cane You're bleeding!

[somewhat surprised]

Chicago Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!

Jericho Cane I just needed to find out!

Chicago Well, you found out, okay?!

Jericho Cane Stop being such a pussy!

Chicago Pussy? Come on!

Jericho Cane It's just a scratch.

Chicago Oh, Christ.

Jericho Cane Does it hurt?

Chicago Yeah, what do you think? Jesus. What the hell's matter with you? What's going on?

Jericho Cane I can't explain it.

Commando

Taking Cooke's Car for a Mission

John Matrix We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it.

[After killing Cooke]

End of Days

A Tense Standoff for Survival

Jericho Cane No one move, or I'll kill the girl.

Christine York What are you doing?

Jericho Cane Trust me.

[whispers into her ear]

Satan You're not gonna kill her.

Jericho Cane You said it yourself. I have a dark heart.

Satan Then stand with me!

Jericho Cane I'll tell you what. You let us both out of here and I'll stand wherever you want. Step back, or I'll pull the trigger.

[Satan moves]

Satan I didn't want to kill you, but now you leave me no choice.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Memorable Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger