Bananas - Trial Objections and Jury Composition Concerns
Fielding Mellish:
I object, Your Honor! This trial is a travesty! It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham! I move for a mistrial! Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on that jury?
Judge:
Yes there is!
Fielding Mellish:
Really? Which one? Is it the big guy at the end?
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