Aliens in the Attic - Gravity Disruption in the Attic
Lee Pearson: [after the aliens turned off the gravity]
What the...
Jake Pearson:
What's happening?
Art Pearson:
Why are we floating?
Lee Pearson:
They turned off the gravity, like in Halo!
Art: [[Wii]
This isn't Xbox, Lee. It's real, like ].
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Aliens in the Attic - Confronting Alien Adversaries with Humor
Jake Pearson: [to the giant-sized Skip with a potato gun]
Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Aliens in the Attic - A Plan Involving Mentos and Teamwork
Jake Pearson:
Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with me here. Did Nana give anyone Mentos?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Aliens in the Attic - Urgency in the Face of Alien Danger
Jake Pearson: [to Tom]
We're in the middle of a battle, and you wanna play science fair? No way. We're going back in now... before our parents end up as alien zombies.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Aliens in the Attic - Preparing for Action Against the Unknown
Jake Pearson:
Well, whatever it is, we can't let em get to it. Everyone, gear up. We move on my command.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Aliens in the Attic - Skepticism About a Potato Gun Idea
Jake Pearson:
A potato gun? That's your big idea?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Elvis Discusses Consequences of His Performance Style
Elvis Presley:
I ain't wearin no tails. I just... gotta lay off the moves, is all. Colonel says if I don't, they're gonna put me in jail.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Media Misrepresentation and Personal Accusations
Elvis Presley:
The papers say I shot my mother and smoke marijuana.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - The Power of Music in Difficult Times
Elvis Presley:
A reverend once told me, "When things are too dangerous to say... sing.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Embracing the Moment in Life's Impermanence
Elvis Presley:
I just got to be making the most of this thing while I can. This could be over in a flash.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Embracing Artistic Freedom and Individual Choice
Elvis Presley:
I'm going to do what I want to do. Sing the music that I want.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - A New Approach to Performance
Elvis Presley:
This ain't no nostalgia show. We're going to do something different.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Elvis's Commitment to His Parents' Well-Being
Elvis Presley:
I would do anything to make sure my mamma and daddy never had to live in poverty ever again.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Controversy Surrounds Elvis's Dance Moves
Elvis Presley:
Some people wanted to put me in jail, because of the way I was moving.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Rediscovering True Identity
Elvis Presley:
I need to get back to who I really am.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - The Burden of Fame and Identity
Elvis Presley:
I‘m so tired of playing Elvis Presley. People rely on me.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Revealing the True Essence of Elvis
Elvis Presley:
I'm going to show you what the real Elvis is like tonight!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Elvis Expresses Readiness for Change
Elvis Presley:
I'm ready. Ready to fly.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - The Connection Between Movement and Music
Elvis Presley:
If I can't move, I can't sing.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Elvis - Trust Yourself Above Others
Elvis Presley:
There's a lot of people saying a lot of things. But in the end, you got to listen to yourself.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.