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Barbara Carrera Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Barbara Carrera

6 quotes
Identity Revelation in Condorman Scene
Natalia Harry, who are you?
[Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent]
Harry Oslo Huh?
Natalia Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
[holds up one of Woody's comic books]
Harry Oslo How'd ya find out?
[looking resigned]
Natalia The children here read comic books, too.
[indicating the gaggle of children around her]
Harry Oslo Let's take a walk.
[sighs]
A Witty Exchange Between Bond and Blush
Fatima Blush Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.
Time to Kill Before the Reef
James Bond Is it far to the reef?
Fatima Blush It's far enough. We've got time to kill.
Bond's Encounter with a Confident Woman
Fatima Blush Hold it! Sit up. Your gun. Carefully. Over here. Spread your legs. Good. Very good. You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one.
[points her gun at Bond]
James Bond Well, in view of your hatred of men...
Fatima Blush LIAR! You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.
[enraged; normal]
James Bond Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...
Fatima Blush SHUT UP! I am the best.
James Bond Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as...number one.
Fatima Blush Write. Write. Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed James Bond, 007".
[keeps pointing her gun at Bond and gives the newspaper to him; Bond takes the pen-gun out of his pocket]
James Bond I just remembered...It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements.
Fatima Blush WRITE!
James Bond Right now?
Fatima Blush Right now.
[last words]
James Bond Not perfected yet"?
The Complexity of Love and Deception
Woody Wilkins Rupel for your thoughts...
Natalia When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again... a man of deception. But now I know there is deception, and deception...
[puts her arm around Woody]
Woody Wilkins I don't understand...
Natalia But I do. When I go to America, and reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom...
[smiles]
Woody Wilkins You may have missed the prom...
[interrupts]
Natalia ...I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say... come over and be *diplomatic* with me.
Woody Wilkins I'll bring the dip, if you bring the dostoevsky.
Woody Wilkins That's a yes.
Unexpected Reunion and Mission Update
Krokov Hello, Natalia. Welcome home.
[turns on the lamp]
Natalia Sergei. I didn't expect you.
Krokov I'm sure you didn't, my dear. Nor did I expect you to travel to Istanbul to meet our American friend.
Natalia As I was going to tell you about. The meeting was supposed to be a civilian operation, eh? They sent a *top* agent. He was good.
Natalia Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
Krokov And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how... tough... and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
Natalia He called himself Condorman.
Krokov Condorman? Quaint. But he is good. The way he handled those tree turks was impressive. But, you were stupid to be seen by a Chinese agent. And I cannot afford costly mistakes. Oh, my dear Natalia, that is why I have changed my mind about talking you with me to Monte Carlo. You need to be... re-educated, on the, teachings, of our masters.