Condorman - Unexpected Reunion and Mission Update
Krokov: [turns on the lamp]
Hello, Natalia. Welcome home.
Natalia:
Sergei. I didn't expect you.
Krokov:
I'm sure you didn't, my dear. Nor did I expect you to travel to Istanbul to meet our American friend.
Natalia:
As I was going to tell you about. The meeting was supposed to be a civilian operation, eh? They sent a *top* agent. He was good.
Natalia:
Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
Krokov:
And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how... tough... and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
Natalia:
He called himself Condorman.
Krokov:
Condorman? Quaint. But he is good. The way he handled those tree turks was impressive. But, you were stupid to be seen by a Chinese agent. And I cannot afford costly mistakes. Oh, my dear Natalia, that is why I have changed my mind about talking you with me to Monte Carlo. You need to be... re-educated, on the, teachings, of our masters.
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Condorman - The Complexity of Love and Deception
Woody Wilkins:
Rupel for your thoughts...
Natalia: [puts her arm around Woody]
When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again... a man of deception. But now I know there is deception, and deception...
Woody Wilkins:
I don't understand...
Natalia: [smiles]
But I do. When I go to America, and reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom...
Woody Wilkins: [interrupts]
You may have missed the prom...
Natalia:
...I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say... come over and be *diplomatic* with me.
Woody Wilkins:
I'll bring the dip, if you bring the dostoevsky.
Woody Wilkins:
That's a yes.
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Condorman - Identity Revelation in Condorman Scene
Natalia: [Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent]
Harry, who are you?
Harry Oslo:
Huh?
Natalia: [holds up one of Woody's comic books]
Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
Harry Oslo: [looking resigned]
How'd ya find out?
Natalia: [indicating the gaggle of children around her]
The children here read comic books, too.
Harry Oslo: [sighs]
Let's take a walk.
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Never Say Never Again - Bond's Encounter with a Confident Woman
Fatima Blush: [points her gun at Bond]
Hold it! Sit up. Your gun. Carefully. Over here. Spread your legs. Good. Very good. You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one.
James Bond:
Well, in view of your hatred of men...
Fatima Blush: [enraged; normal]
LIAR! You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.
James Bond:
Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...
Fatima Blush:
SHUT UP! I am the best.
James Bond:
Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as...number one.
Fatima Blush: [keeps pointing her gun at Bond and gives the newspaper to him; Bond takes the pen-gun out of his pocket]
Write. Write. Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed James Bond, 007".
James Bond:
I just remembered...It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements.
Fatima Blush:
WRITE!
James Bond:
Right now?
Fatima Blush: [last words]
Right now.
James Bond:
Not perfected yet"?
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Never Say Never Again - Time to Kill Before the Reef
James Bond:
Is it far to the reef?
Fatima Blush:
It's far enough. We've got time to kill.
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Never Say Never Again - A Witty Exchange Between Bond and Blush
Fatima Blush:
Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond:
Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.
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