The Fortune Cookie - A Concerned Gathering Around Harry Hinkle
Harry Hinkle's mother:
Harry? Harry, baby, how do you feel?
Harry Hinkle's mother:
It's me, Mama. And Charlotte is here and Willie and Ginger and Jeffrey.
Harry Hinkle:
Hi, sports fans.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
How is he, Doc?
Doctor:
I think he has a mild concussion. We've put him under sedation. He'll rest comfortably tonight.
Harry Hinkle:
This is Harry Hinkle on Camera Four.
Harry Hinkle's mother:
He doesn't know his own mother.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
Well, Doc, any ruptures, broken bones, internal bleeding?
Doctor:
I don't think so.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
You don't think so? How long you been outta medical school?
Doctor:
Five months.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
That long, huh?
Doctor:
Sir?
Harry Hinkle:
Okay, Louie. You pick up the band. I'll pan with the pompom girls. La la-la la-la-la-la-la.
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