Memorable Quotes from Benjamin Salisbury
7 quotesPirates and Cars in Cuba
Benjamin Harvey
All right! They're pirates of the Caribbean, just like you said Captain Ron.
[being chased by pirates]
Captain Ron
Yeah, squirt. Pirates are easy to deal with. It's the Cuban cops that you gotta worry about. Grand theft auto is a major biggie here in Cuba.
Martin Harvey
Grand theft auto? You stole this car?
Captain Ron
Nah, I didn't steal it, boss. I borrowed it. Sort of...
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A Casual Conversation About an Eye Injury
Benjamin Harvey
Man. What happened to your eye?
Martin Harvey
Ben.
Katherine Harvey
Sweetie, that's rude.
Captain Ron
No, that's alright. Shark attack, swab.
Benjamin Harvey
A shark ate your eye?
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Unexpected Items in a Game of Monopoly
Martin Harvey
What's this?
[Walks down to the Ship's Cabin]
Caroline Harvey
Monopoly.
Martin Harvey
No, this.
[Holding a handgun]
Benjamin Harvey
Two .45's and a Mac-10.
Caroline Harvey
It's this total macho trip, Dad, just ignore it.
Martin Harvey
Where'd they come from?
Benjamin Harvey
Captain Ron traded the Guerrillas for em.
Captain Ron
Yeah, I thought we'd ought to have them, Boss. Cause, you know, we're gettin into pirate waters, here, pretty quick.
Martin Harvey
What pirates?
Captain Ron
Pirates, of the Caribbean.
Martin Harvey
Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron?
Benjamin Harvey
It's true, Dad! They come up on you in high speed boats!
Captain Ron
You know, I don't believe I've been to Disney World...I've been to DollyWood.
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Stranded Without Resources in Unknown Territory
Katherine Harvey
What are we going to do?
Martin Harvey
What can we do? Look around you. The sun is almost up. We are marooned in an unfriendly country. We have no luggage, no money, no passports and worse still... no reason or explanation for even being here!
Katherine Harvey
But we have our boat.
Martin Harvey
No dear. If you'll look again, you'll notice that the pirates have our boat.
Caroline Harvey
Now, wait a minute. That's our boat. We should do something.
Martin Harvey
What are you saying?
Katherine Harvey
I think she's saying that if the pirates have our boat, we should take it back from them. I say we fight them.
Martin Harvey
Bloodthirsty, heavily armed Cuban pirates against the Harvey clan? It would take a miracle.
Benjamin Harvey
Look! It's Captain Ron!
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Sharing Drinks on a Boat
Captain Ron
Hey! Get your hands off that.
Benjamin Harvey
I was just moving it, I wasn't going to drink it.
Captain Ron
You're darn right you weren't, if you want a beer you get your own beer.
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Unexpected Costs in Negotiation
Captain Ron
Three houses, 375! That's 37 cents.
[playing Monopoly for money]
Benjamin Harvey
Well that's... half the money I have left.
Captain Ron
Yeah, shit happens. Cough it up.
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Learning the Importance of Preparation
Martin Harvey
You gotta learn the basics.
[stressing to his family that they need to learn all the things about seamanship that Capt. Ron is trying to drill into them]
Captain Ron
And, you gotta be prepared.
Martin Harvey
That's right...
Captain Ron
I'm not talkin Boy Scout prepared, I mean big-time prepared.
Martin Harvey
Well, prepared for any kind of normal accident...
[downplaying it]
Captain Ron
This is the Caribbean, guys. "El Caribe." The Spanish Main. The land of hoo-doo and voodoo and all kinda weird shit.
Benjamin Harvey
Whoa!
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