Coal Miner's Daughter - Competition and Friendship in Music
Loretta Lynn: [after being picked up by Patsy's husband Charlie after singing `I Fall to Pieces' at the Midnite Jamboree]
You ain't mad at me for singin your song are you Patsy?
Patsy Cline:
Set-own. People might think you sing better than me.
Loretta Lynn:
Huh-uh.
Patsy Cline:
Well, how many times you been on the Opry now?
Loretta Lynn:
I been on seventeen straight times.
Patsy Cline:
People wanna know who you been a-sleepin with to be on that many times.
Loretta Lynn:
Aw, who's been a-sayin that?
Patsy Cline: [chuckles]
Gals that been a-sleepin with ever'body and still ain't been on yet.
Loretta Lynn:
Like who?
Patsy Cline:
Oh, take it as a compliment. Girl, you got `em runnin scared.
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Coal Miner's Daughter - Shopping Plans with a Twist of Humor
Patsy Cline: [to Loretta]
I'll call you on Monday and we'll go shopping. Anything we can't buy, we'll make. Anything we can't make, we'll steal!
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National Lampoon's European Vacation - Embracing Unconventional Family Travel Dynamics
Ellen Griswold:
Clark, why don't we just forget the "Pig-in-a-Poke" itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people?
Clark Griswold:
Honey, we're not normal people. We're the Griswolds.
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National Lampoon's European Vacation - Unexpected Encounter in a European Vacation
Ellen Griswold:
Look back there!
Clark Griswold:
Yeah, it's a hooker...
Ellen Griswold:
Look who she's with!
Clark Griswold:
Russell Griswold!
Rusty Griswold:
Oink-Oink my good man.
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National Lampoon's European Vacation - Navigating Road Rules Abroad
Ellen Griswold:
Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road.
Clark Griswold:
Yes I know, honey, I'm also on the wrong side of the car.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Family Tensions During Christmas Gathering
Audrey Griswold:
Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?
Ellen Griswold:
I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Ellen Griswold:
Welcome to our home - what's left of it.
Art:
Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off.
Mr. Shirley: [picks up the phone receiver]
Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.
Clark W. Griswold, Sr.: [extreme close-up]
SQUIRREL!!!
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Vegas Vacation - Ellen's Uncertainty About Commitment
Ellen Griswold:
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
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Vegas Vacation - Garage Space and Horse Dilemmas
Ellen Griswold:
Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
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Vegas Vacation - Appreciation for Kitchenette Design
Ellen Griswold:
I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
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Vegas Vacation - A Message for Clark Griswold
Ellen Griswold:
You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!
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Vegas Vacation - A Lighthearted Take on Unfortunate Situations
Ellen Griswold:
Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
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Vegas Vacation - Family Trip Reminder from Ellen Griswold
Ellen Griswold:
Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
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Vegas Vacation - Ellen's Regret After Bathroom Incident
Ellen Griswold:
(after an attempt to have sex with Clark in the bathroom goes horribly wrong) I'll never fly again.
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