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Uncertainty and Assurance in Chaos
Marcia:
I still don't know what the hell is going on here.
Mr. Menges:
Ain't no rats, you can be sure of that.
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Ace Ventura's Detailed Knowledge of Ray Finkle
Ace Ventura: [Ray's father peers out of the door's peephole, pointing a shotgun directly at Ace's face]
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. And a clean pair of shorts.
Mr. Finkle:
What do you know about Ray Finkle?
Ventura: [breathes deeply; drawls; takes deep breath]
Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American.
Mr. Finkle:
Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys?
Ace Ventura: [weeps]
No, sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
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