Billy Burke Quotes

Jezzie Flannigan Dr. Cross, Agent Ben Devine. Agent Devine is security systems supervisor.

Ben Devine Well, for now. We're going to be thrown to the wolves, as soon as they find Megan Rose dead in a ditch.

Alex Cross Now what makes you so sure that's what's going to happen?

Ben Devine Me getting fired or the girl in a ditch? Sorry. I'm having a pessimistic day.

Charlie Swan There's... things you need to think about if you're going to be physically intimate-

Bella Swan Ok! Don't-don't have the talk, please.

Charlie Swan Well, it's just... It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

Bella Swan I doubt that. And don't bother cause Mom already beat you to it like, ten years ago.

Charlie Swan Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.

Bella Swan I'm sure things work... the same way.

Charlie Swan Alright. So, you guys are taking precautions and-

Bella Swan OK, Dad? Please just don't worry about that. Edward is... old-school.

Charlie Swan Old-school. Great. What's that, like code for something?

Bella Swan Oh my God, Dad? I'm a virgin.

Charlie Swan Ah, duh, duh, duh, duh... Glad we covered that...

Bella Swan Me too!

Charlie Swan A virgin... Like Edward a little bit more now.

Charlie Swan Look, Bella, I don't have to go fishing today.

Harry Clearwater Yes, you do!

Renée Oh my gosh! You're so beautiful. Oh, honey. Crap! My mascara.

Bella Swan Mom!

Renée Thanks. Charlie, get in here.

Charlie Swan You're sure? I don't wanna... I know, I look hot.

Renée We thought you needed something blue.

Charlie Swan And something old. Besides your mother.

Renée Nice.

Charlie Swan It was Grandma Swan's.

Renée But we added the sapphires.

Bella Swan It's beautiful, you guys. Wow. Thank you so much.

Renée It's your first family heirloom. Pass on to your daughter, and her daughter.

Renée She's right.

Bella Swan Thank you.

Alice Cullen Okay. Time for... the dress! Do you wanna see it?

Renée I wanna see it!

Alice Cullen As soon as you put the dog out.

Jasper Hale Happy birth— —never mind.

Jacob Black Age is just a number baby. What are you like 40, now?

Jacob Black What a marshmallow.

Jacob Black (Mike: What is your problem?) Right now, you're my problem. Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in the hospital?

Rosalie Hale I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you, for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. But this isn't the life I would've chosen, for myself. And I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. So, no. Jacob black is a man with a personality that is good.

Jane Pain.

Jane This may hurt just a little.

Harry Clearwater Don't worry about the bears, Bella. My Kung Fu is strong.

Jessica Stanley I don't know why you want to sit through all those zombies eating people and no hot guys kissing anybody. It's gross... Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy, my cousin had leprosy, ok it's not funny, you know? And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? Because don't be so pleased with your own, like, self-referential cleverness? Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently. Although I was surprised you even called at all. Like, your depression thing, I get it. I'm totally, totally worried. But after a while, it's like, you're still bumming and I'm going through stuff too. And Mike said he just want to be friends. It's hard...

Charlie Swan Bella, do not ever do that to me again. Ever. And you're grounded for the rest of your life.

Emmett Cullen Dating an older woman...hot.

Jessica Stanley That's Edward Cullen. He's totally gorgeous, obviously. But apparently, nobody here's good enough for him. Like I care.

Mike Newton Arizona! Yo, what's happening? So, you and Cullen, huh? I don't like it. I mean, he just looks at you like you're something to eat.

Renée Dwyer Come on, we gotta talk, boys! Are you being safe?

Emmett Cullen Babe, come on, it's just a game!

Mike Newton How you likin the rain, girl?

Eric Yorkie Bella, look! It's a worm, it's a worm!

Eric Yorkie Chillax. No feature.

Charlie Swan It sure like hell is not okay.

Charlie Swan You can kiss your license goodbye.

Charlie Swan She always did know how to worry.

Charlie Swan I'm as healthy as a horse.

Charlie Swan Bella, you remember Billy Black.

Billy Black Glad you're finally here. Charlie hasn't shut up about it since you told him you were coming.

Charlie Swan Keep exaggerating, I'll wheel you into the mud.

Billy Black Right after I ram you in the ankles.

Charlie Swan What's going on?

Jacob Black I kissed Bella.

Jacob Black And she broke her hand.

Jacob Black Punching my face.

Jacob Black It was a complete misunderstanding.

Renée Hey, so, did you find our daughter?

Charlie Swan Are those graduation caps?

Renée Ha! How creative!

Charlie Swan Or weird.