The Country Girl - Home Troubles and Denial
Bernie Dodd:
Frank? Having trouble at home?
Frank Elgin:
No, nothing like that. What's the matter? Don't you believe me?
Bernie Dodd:
Everyone has trouble at home. The only ones who deny it are those that have too much of it.
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The Country Girl - Exploring Relationships and Personal Dynamics in Performance
Bernie Dodd:
Does your wife really want you to play this part?
Frank Elgin:
Yeah, she's all for it.
Bernie Dodd:
I was just wondering. The day I met her, she seemed a little difficult about terms and rather domineering, I thought.
Frank Elgin:
She wasn't always like that.
Bernie Dodd: [[w:Juliet|Juliet; [w:Lady Macbeth|Lady Macbeth]
Oh I know, I know. They all start out as ]s and wind up as ]s.
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The Country Girl - Selling Philosophy as a Sunshine Salesman
Frank Elgin:
Instead of selling a patent of medicine or something like that, I was selling a philosophy. You know, a sort of a sunshine salesman.
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The Country Girl - Struggles of Everyday Life and Hope
Frank Elgin:
I faced a crisis up there in Boston, and I got away with it. Just about anybody can face a crisis. It's that everyday living that's rough. I'm not sure I can lick it, but I think I got a chance.
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Road to Zanzibar - Desire for Money Over Political Influence
Chuck Reardon:
Everybody knows him. He's a philanthropist.
Hubert Fearless Frazier:
I don't care who he votes for. I want my money.
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Road to Zanzibar - Decision to Join the Journey
Hubert Fearless Frazier: [as they are about to leave with the villain]
We're going with them...
Chuck Reardon:
We're going with them...
Hubert Fearless Frazier, Chuck Reardon:
We're going with them.
Hubert Fearless Frazier, Chuck Reardon: [starting the routine]
Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. Bake a cake as fast as you...
Hubert Fearless Frazier:
He must've seen the picture!
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Road to Rio - Confusion Between Baby and Bogie
Scat Sweeney:
Baby?!
Hot Lips Barton:
Baby? Seems more like Bogie!
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Road to Rio - A Humorous Exchange on Cowardice
Scat Sweeney:
Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton:
No, a clean one!
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Road to Rio - A Playful Exchange of Insults
Scat Sweeney:
Swine!
Hot Lips Barton:
Pig!
Scat Sweeney:
That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton:
All right. Ham!
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The Bells of St. Mary's - Importance of Optimism in Recovery
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Does she know about this.
Dr. McKay:
Oh, not yet. It's very important that she doesn't know it. She has a wonderful vitality, a natural optimism, and that's the best medicine anyone can have. If that spirit is dampened, it would... it would have a depressing effect and delay her recovery.
Father Chuck O'Malley:
She'll have to know about it. We... we can't just send her away without...
Dr. McKay:
Don't you people, uh, more or less, uh, go where you're told without question?
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The Bells of St. Mary's - Unexpected Presence in the Classroom
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Luther? How'd he get in here?
Sister Mary Benedict:
We never knew.
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Road to Utopia - Cold Cards and Unexpected Destinations
Duke Johnson:
Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!
Chester Hooton:
No wonder - it's a cold deck!
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Road to Utopia - Questioning Life and Death Perceptions
Chester Hooton:
Am I dead?
Duke Johnson:
I can't tell, you always look that way.
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Road to Utopia - The Value of Experience in Learning
Duke Johnson:
Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton:
Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke Johnson:
Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton:
Yeah, a pin-headed dope.
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Road to Utopia - Reflections on Fear and Self-Perception
Duke Johnson:
Can't you suppress it somehow?
Chester Hooton:
Frighten me.
Duke Johnson:
I can't, I haven't got a mirror.
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Road to Utopia - Cold Comparisons Between Ice Types
Chester Hooton:
Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.
Duke Johnson:
Iceberg? That's a glacier.
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Holiday Inn - Misguided Pursuits and Financial Realities
Jim Hardy:
Lila's back in New York. I got a letter from her yesterday.
Ted Hanover:
What happened to her millionaire?
Jim Hardy:
Slight mistake there. He didn't own millions, he owed them.
Ted Hanover:
Poor girl. Always straying to greener pastures and finding spinach.
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Holiday Inn - Friendship and Farewells at Holiday Inn
Ted Hanover:
I like it here... with you and Linda.
Jim Hardy:
And we love having you. When are you leaving?
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Holiday Inn - A Cold Night Without a Coat
Linda Mason: [gently pushes him]
You better go inside, it's cold and you don't have a coat... Go on.
Jim Hardy: [kisses her, moves back]
Well I don't need a coat anymore.
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Holiday Inn - Counting Days Until the Next Holiday
Ted Hanover: [reading; skeptical]
Come out and relax on a farm, music, dancing, home cooking. Open holidays only. Open holiday's only? Say, how many of them are there?
Jim Hardy: [excited]
About 15. That gives me 350 days to kick around in!
Ted Hanover: [laughing]
You would think of that!
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Holiday Inn - Defining Success Through Family and Happiness
Linda Mason:
My father was a lot like you, just a man with a family. Never amounted to much, didn't care. But as long as he was alive, we always had plenty to eat and clothes to keep us warm.
Jim Hardy:
Were you happy?
Linda Mason:
Yes.
Jim Hardy:
Then your father was a very successful man.
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Holiday Inn - Nostalgic Dream of a White Christmas
Jim Hardy:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know.
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Holiday Inn - Nostalgic Reflection on a Past Love
Jim Hardy: [trying to describe Linda]
She was sort of a medium built, medium height. With a nice evening gown on with a belt in the back. She's sorta built like the girl I knew from the corner drugstore who used to play pinball. Conshwella Schlepkiss. I remember she was high man three weeks in a row.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Assessing the Threat of Unfriendly Killers
Harry Turner:
Those guys mean business. They're killers, murders.
Chester Babcock:
Besides that, they're unfriendly.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Business Before Pleasure in Conversation
Diane:
Are you sure you're not pulling my leg?
Harry Turner:
Business first, fun and games later, mm?
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The Road to Hong Kong - Caution Against Misunderstanding Intelligence
Harry Turner:
You got a mind like a sponge.
Chester Babcock:
Yeah, don't get any ideas about squeezing it, either.
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The Road to Hong Kong - A Will's Exclusion Sparks Unequal Cheer
Harry Turner:
Happy landings, buster!
Chester Babcock:
I don't know what you're so happy about. You're not mentioned in my will.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Misadventures in Medical Assistance
Harry Turner:
Don't I always get you the best medical attention available?
Chester Babcock:
Yeah, like that doctor you got me in Bombay last month.
Harry Turner:
How was I going to know he was an elephant doctor?
Chester Babcock:
You should have known by the size of his thermometer.
Harry Turner:
Yes, was a bit large.
Chester Babcock:
When he shook it, I was still on it.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Dividing Time Among Friends
Diane:
There must be some sensible solution to this problem.
Harry Turner:
Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, you come to my house.
Chester Babcock:
Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, my house.
Diane:
What about Sunday?
Chester Babcock:
Everybody rests.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Understanding Relationships and Perceptions of Age
Harry Turner:
An hour ago she flipped over me. I don't dig it.
Chester Babcock:
Well, that's understandable. An impressionable young thing falls for an elderly fellow. She probably thought you were a father figure.
Harry Turner:
Father figure?
Chester Babcock:
Yes, then she took another look and found out you had your father's figure.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Uncertainty and Action Amidst the Unknown
Harry Turner: [hands Chester a hand mirror]
Who's that?
Chester Babcock: [seeing his reflection]
I don't know, but gimme a stick and I'll kill it.
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The Road to Hong Kong - Skepticism about Danger in Friendship
Harry Turner:
Chester, I give you my solemn word. This time it's not dangerous.
Chester Babcock:
Not dangerous?
Harry Turner:
No.
Chester Babcock:
That's what cha said when you shot me out of a cannon, when you dropped me in a tank with an octopus, when you had me wrestle a gorilla. It's not dangerous! I'm not going'. I'm through. I've had it. So forget it, Charlie!
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Going My Way - The Importance of Community Support in Church
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Mr. Haines is going to give us a mortgage to take care of the difference.
Ted Haines Sr.:
That's right, father. He convinced me I have a heart. And, after all, it wouldn't be a church without a mortgage.
Father Fitzgibbons:
That's right. That's right.
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Going My Way - Discussion of Ted's Injury and Recognition
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Poor young Ted has been wounded in Africa.
Father Fitzgibbons:
Ah, too bad.
Father Chuck O'Malley:
They're shipping him home.
Father Fitzgibbons:
Fine, upstanding young fellow. Maybe they'll decorate him.
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Nnnno, I doubt it. Some friend of his ran over him in a jeep.
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Going My Way - Misunderstandings in Parish Care Advice
Father Fitzgibbons:
Well, did you make your parish calls?
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Oh, yes. Mrs. McGonigle's rheumatism is kicking up again. I told her to bury a potato in the back yard.
Father Fitzgibbons:
That's for warts.
Father Chuck O'Malley:
That's what she said.
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Going My Way - A Lighthearted Exchange on Pilot Lights
Father Chuck O'Malley: [Gives a spoonful of medicine to Father Fitzgibbon]
Here, take this. That'll keep the pilot light burning.
Father Fitzgibbons:
Yes, it ought to. Tastes like it has kerosene in it.
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Going My Way - Conflict Over Church's Future and Legacy
Ted Haines Jr.:
He wants to tear down the church and make a parking lot out of it. Can you imagine it? He's a very disliked man. I'm sort of following in his footsteps.
Father Chuck O'Malley:
Junior, hmm?
Ted Haines Jr.:
Yeah.
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Going My Way - Advice on Discretion and Conduct
Father Chuck O'Malley: [to Father Fitzgibbons as he goes to chip a golf shot out of a sand trap]
Keep your head down now, father. And watch your language.
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Road to Morocco - Despair and Frustration in the Desert
Turkey Jackson:
I can't go on! No food, no water. It's all my fault. We're done for! It's got me. I can't stand it! No food, nothing! No food, no water! No food!
Jeff Peters:
What's the matter with you, anyway? There's New York. We'll be picked up in a few minutes.
Turkey Jackson: [[w:Academy Award|Academy Award]
You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the ]!
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Road to Morocco - Unexpected Transaction in Morocco
Turkey Jackson:
How'd you get the spinach, old boy?
Jeff Peters:
Funny thing, a guy I've never seen before in my life gives me 2,500 Kolacs... . that's 200 federal diplomas, are you listening?
Turkey Jackson:
200 skins? Why, what for?
Jeff Peters:
I sold him something.
Turkey Jackson:
Well you've got nothing to sell! We've already hocked your pivot tooth.
Jeff Peters:
It wasn't much, but it was all I had, and was he anxious to get it!
Turkey Jackson:
What did you sell him?
Jeff Peters:
Look, uh, Orville, I want you to keep very calm now. Don't get excited.
Turkey Jackson: [grabbing Jeff, nervous]
What did you sell him?
Jeff Peters:
You.
Turkey Jackson:
Oh, well, for a minute I - HUH? Me? Wait a minute, get that guy and give him those fish back! What's the matter with you, you can't sell me, I'm not a horse! It's just the way I comb my hair!
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Road to Morocco - A Conversation About Payment and Risks
Turkey Jackson:
How do you figure on paying for all this?
Jeff Peters:
What are you, scared? You got red blood, ain't you?
Turkey Jackson:
Yeah, but I don't want to get it all over strangers.
Jeff Peters:
Go ahead, eat up, eat up son. I'll think of something.
Turkey Jackson:
These guys don't monkey around, they got knives, they're liable to try and get the food back the hard way.
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Road to Morocco - Becoming an American Idiot
Jeff Peters:
Turkey, from now on you're sacred.
Turkey Jackson:
What do you mean, sacred?
Jeff Peters:
You just became a full-blooded American idiot.
Turkey Jackson:
No, you do it! Who's gonna believe I'm an idiot?
Jeff Peters:
Will you look at the head start you got?
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Road to Morocco - A Search for Orville's Location
Jeff Peters:
Orville, where are you?
Turkey Jackson:
Right over here, behind these goosepimples.
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Road to Morocco - Aunt Lucy's Last Wish
Turkey Jackson:
Aunt Lucy. I can see her now, lying on her dying bed, looking at you with those big, trusting eyes. Before I go, Jeff, promise me one thing, she said. Promise me you'll always be a friend to little Orville, she said. No matter what happens, you'll never leave the little jerk, she said. Promise me, Jeff, promise me, she said.
Jeff Peters:
Yeah, then she up and died before I had the chance to say no.
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Road to Morocco - A Disagreement on Storming the Place
Jeff Peters:
We must storm the place.
Turkey Jackson:
You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle.
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Road to Morocco - Debate on Life and Death Perspectives
Turkey Jackson:
I hope she didn't hear that. The dead have a way of coming back you know.
Jeff Peters:
Get out, when they're dead they're dead.
Turkey Jackson:
Not Aunt Lucy, she was a Republican.
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Road to Morocco - Misunderstandings Amidst Desert Adventures
Turkey Jackson:
A fine thing. First, you sell me for two hundred bucks. Then I'm gonna marry the Princess; then you cut in on me. Then we're carried off by a desert sheik. Now, we're gonna have our heads chopped off.
Jeff Peters:
I know all that.
Turkey Jackson:
Yeah, but the people who came in the middle of the picture don't.
Jeff Peters:
You mean they missed my song?
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Road to Morocco - Desert Sheik's Proposal to Princess Shalmar
Jeff Peters:
Say fuzzy, who is that headstrong impetuous boy?
Bystander:
He is Mullay Kasim, the Desert Sheik.
Turkey Jackson:
What'd he come to town for, a manicure?
Bystander:
Oh, he loves the Princess Shalmar of Karameesh. He has come here to ask her to marry him.
Jeff Peters:
I'd hate to be around when he comes for a divorce!
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Road to Morocco - Confusion Over a Kangaroo Encounter
Jeff Peters: [Turkey Jackson is frightened when a camel sneaks up behind them]
What are you yelling about? It's only a kangaroo!
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Road to Bali - Navigating Complications in Relationships
Harold Gridley:
Hey! What are you gonna do with TWO girls?
George Cochran:
That's...um...MY problem....
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Road to Bali - Road to Bali - Dialogue 7
Princess Lala: [showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress]
She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu.
George Cochran:
Hm, beautiful.
Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt]
And he was my father.
George Cochran:
Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?
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Road to Bali - Gossip Among Friends in Bali
Harold Gridley:
Say, Haggis!
George Cochran:
What is it, MacBaggis?
Harold Gridley:
Have you heard the latest about MacTavish?
George Cochran:
What's he done now?
Harold Gridley:
I heard he's living on the roof!
George Cochran:
Why would he be living on the roof?
Harold Gridley:
Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!
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Road to Bali - Road to Bali - Dialogue 4
George Cochran:
What's that?
Harold Gridley: [[Errol Flynn]
Oh, that's ]. He can't stand it.
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Road to Bali - Curiosity and Humor About Local Culture
George Cochran:
I wonder what the locals are like?
Princess Lala:
I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters!
Harold Gridley:
I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree!
George Cochran:
Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe!
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Road to Bali - Cultural Dress and Assumptions in Bali
Harold Gridley:
Is that the way all the natives dress on your island?
Male Native:
Nods
Harold Gridley:
Really? George, do you suppose...
George Cochran:
Not a chance.
Harold Gridley:
Stick around folks, he could be wrong you know.
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