The Big Sick - Harsh critique of a stand-up performance
Mary: [[w:Montreal Comedy Festival|Montreal]
I know you did not get ] and that is only because you did one of the worst sets I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life.
CJ:
It was nonsense.
Mary:
A living disgrace.
CJ:
I would call it shit, but I would be worried that I'd be insulting actual shit.
Mary:
Yeah, it was so bone-chilling to me, I thought a ghost had passed right through me.
Kumail:
We don't have to keep going over how bad the set was. I saw their faces and the noises they didn't make.
Mary:
I felt one of my eggs die.
Kumail:
Doesn't that happen every month?
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Promising Young Woman - Unexpected Family Connections in Dating Conversations
Ryan:
Dating's horrible, everyone's horrible, okay? I went on a date last month with a woman who wanted to euthanize the homeless.
Cassandra:
You went on date with my mom?
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