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Bokeem Woodbine Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Bokeem Woodbine

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A Ghostbuster's Unexpected Encounter with a Prisoner
Ray Stantz Ray's Occult, and we're closed.
Phoebe Wait! I only get one phone call. I'm... in prison.
Ray The slammer, huh? Heh, been there myself. I'm no lawyer, but I'm listening.
Phoebe Are you Ray Stanz, the Ghostbuster?
Ray And now, I'm hanging up.
Phoebe Hang on, please! I'm calling about Egon Spengler.
Ray Egon Spengler can rot in Hell.
[pauses]
Phoebe He died last week.
Ray Oh, man... No kidding.
Phoebe Weren't you two friends?
Ray That was a long time ago.
Phoebe What happened to you guys?
Ray Well, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas. The economy was good. Reagan years. People believed in us, then things got slow. Hauntings got thin. Venkman thought we did our job too well. Oh, we could barely keep up our mortgage. Some actor bought up most of Tribeca, and we lost the firehouse. It's a Starbucks now.
Phoebe So, then you all just walked away?
Ray Peter went back to academia. He's in SUNY Cortland now, he's a Professor Emeritus, he teaches advertising and promotion. Winston went into finance, he worked hard, coined a fortune. And I'm... here.
Phoebe Well... what about Egon?
Ray Well, he wasn't helping. We went from ten calls a week, to one, if we were lucky. Then Egon started to tell people their little ghost problems didn't matter because the world was coming to an end. He got spooky, freaked me out! One morning, I go to work, and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone. His neutronophone and collider pack, all the traps! Sixteen ounces of fuel isotope! All gone! He cleaned us out! Now we were the dead ones.
Phoebe Don't you think he might have had a reason?
Ray He phoned me, about ten years later. Some small town in Oklahoma. Kept rambling on about the rising storm. A huge psychic tornado that was going to consume humanity in darkness forever. And, kid, I wanted to believe him-
Phoebe You don't understand, there was this mountain, and it had these ancient carvings, and-
Ray Kid, kid, kid, there are a lot of mountains out there with ancient carvings. Take a little advice: don't go chasing ghosts.
Phoebe Egon Spengler was my grandfather.
Sheriff Domingo Time's up.
[hangs up the phone]
Ray Hello?
Ray
Struggles of Creativity and Survival in Music
Margie Hendricks Listen to that crap. I thought you said ABC wasn't gonna force that nothing on him.
Jeff Brown They didn't. It was Ray's idea. Something new.
Margie Hendricks Well, what are we then, Jeff? Something old?
Fathead Newman Yeah, what about us? We got to eat too.
Ray
A Dispute Over Arrival Times
Fathead Newman Ray, this fool, Joe Adams, is trying to fine for me for being late.
Ray Charles What time did you get here?
Fathead Newman What? Just now. The band's still setting up. Jeff never...
Joe Adams I'm not Jeff.
Fathead Newman That's a fact, Jack.
Jeff Brown Ray, you said the band was my thing.
Ray Charles That's right, I did.
Jeff Brown Fathead, you go on back to rehearsal.
Fathead Newman Ray! You know how it is, you've been there.
Jeff Brown Fathead, go on now. I'll take care of this. Ray, you want to tell me what the hell is going on.
Joe Adams I'm not doing anything I haven't been asked to do. Ray's running a business. He shouldn't have to waste time hearing why people were late.
Jeff Brown I'm not talking to you, Joe. I'm talking to Ray.