Licorice Pizza

Jon Peters expresses his ownership assertively.

Jon Peters This is my nozzle, motherfucker!

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American Sniper

Struggles of Connection in Marriage and Duty

Taya Kyle I'm making memories by myself. I have no one to share them with.

Chris Kyle Yeah, well, we don't got all our lives forever.

Taya Kyle When does that start? Even when you're here, you're not here. I see you, I feel you, but you're not here. I hate the Teams for it. I do. You're my husband. You're the father of my children, but they're the ones that pull you back.

[Chris gently takes their daughter from her]

Chris Kyle Yeah, you see, they can't wait, but we can.

Taya Kyle If you think this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long. It's true.

[clearly hurt by what he just said; a tear falls from her eye]

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A Star Is Born

Trust and vulnerability in relationships

Jackson Maine Look at me. All you got to do is trust me. That's all you got to do.

[to Ally]

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American Sniper

A Conversation About Love and Sacrifice

Taya Renae Kyle Do you wanna die? Is that what this is?

[after Chris wants to redeploy again]

Chris Kyle No.

Taya Renae Kyle Just tell me. Tell me why you do it. I want to understand.

Chris Kyle Baby, I do it for you. I do it to protect you.

Taya Renae Kyle No, you don't.

[shakes her head in disbelief]

Chris Kyle Yes, I do.

Taya Renae Kyle I'm here. Your family is here. Your children have no father.

Chris Kyle I love to serve my country.

Taya Renae Kyle Such fucking bullshit! You don't know when to quit. You did your part. We sacrificed enough. You let somebody else go!

Chris Kyle Let somebody else go?

Taya Renae Kyle Yeah.

Chris Kyle Yeah, well, I couldn't live with myself…

Taya Renae Kyle Yeah, well, you find a way. You have to. Okay, I need you to be human again. I need you here. If you leave us again, I don't think we'll be here when you get back.

[cutting him off; crying]

Chris Kyle Come here. Come here.

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Aloha

The Challenge of Being a Fighter Pilot

Alison Ng I'd rather be alone. Mostly it's been guys who are like me. I call them "Alone Togethers.

Brian Gilcrest Maybe you should go civilian next time.

Allison Ng Heh, heh, are you kidding me? Can you think of a way to make "I'm a fighter pilot" sexy?

Brian Gilcrest Well, you just have to work on your delivery, Ng.

Allison Ng I'm a fighter pilot.

[perky]

Brian Gilcrest Try going a little lower.

Allison Ng I'm a fighter pilot.

[sultry]

Brian Gilcrest See, that's just strong stuff. I think that just works.

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Wet Hot American Summer

A Promise to Reunite in Ten Years

Susie You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.

Coop Me, too.

Ben Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Lindsay Yeah!

Ben What time do you wanna meet?

J.J. You mean ten years from now?

Ben Yeah.

Coop Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Susie Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?

Coop Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Gary Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together Agreed.

McKinley Great, cause I have something at 11:00.

Gary You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

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American Sniper

One Small Misstep in a Complex Life

Chris Kyle Just one small mistep. Do it for Bickels. Tanya Regimand could sit on my face

[whispers to himself before killing the Iraqi sniper with his rifle]

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Limitless

Predicting an Accident in Real Time

Edward Morra That van's gonna rear-end that taxi.

Carl van Loon What?

Edward Morra The driver's distracted; he's texting; he's going thirty miles an hour; he has sixty feet to stop; he doesn't have room.

Carl van Loon What van?

[''van rear-ends taxi'']

Edward Morra I see everything, Carl. I'm fifty moves ahead of you and everybody else. What makes you think I don't have a guy with a bead on you right now? How do you know you're gonna be alive this time next year?

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American Sniper

Confronting the Reality of War Experiences

V.A. Doctor Would you be surprised if I told you that Navy has credited you with... over 160 kills?

V.A. Doctor Do you ever think that... you might have seen things or... done some things over there that you wish you hadn't?

Chris Kyle Oh, that's not me. No.

V.A. Doctor What's not you?

Chris Kyle I was just protecting my guys, they were trying to kill... our soldiers and I... I'm willing to meet my Creator and answer for every shot that I took. The thing that... haunts me are all the guys that I couldn't save. Now I'm willing and able to... be there but I'm not, I'm here. I quit.

V.A. Doctor So you wish you could've saved more guys?

Chris Kyle Yes, sir.

V.A. Doctor You can walk down any hall in this hospital. Looks like plenty soldiers need saving.

V.A. Doctor You want to take a walk?

Chris Kyle Sure.

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Licorice Pizza

Complex Relationships and Affectionate Confessions

Jon Peters My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?

Gary Valentine No.

Jon Peters It's your girlfriend?

Gary Valentine No.

Jon Peters I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?

Gary Valentine No.

Jon Peters All of it. It's all mine.

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American Sniper

Finding Purpose Beyond Early Aspirations

Taya Renae Kyle Did you always want to be a soldier?

Chris Kyle I wanted to be a cowboy, but I did that and felt I needed something more.

Taya Renae Kyle So you decided to rescue girls from bars?

Chris Kyle I think I rescued the bar from you.

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American Sniper

A Soldier's Longing for Home

Taya Renae Kyle Hello?

Chris Kyle Baby?

Taya Renae Kyle Baby I can't hear you!

Chris Kyle I'm ready. I'm ready to come home. I'm ready to come home baby!

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American Sniper

Core Values of Chris Kyle

Chris Kyle God, country, family, right?

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The A-Team

Miscommunication in a High-Stakes Situation

Face Murdock, what did I tell you?

Face and Hannibal You have to catch him, after you inject him.

Murdock My bad.

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The A-Team

Murdock's Unforgettable Impressions on the Team

Hannibal I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.

Face Met him? He lit my arm on fire!

B.A. And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.

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Licorice Pizza

An Unusual Conversation About Anatomy

Jon Peters How big is your penis hole?

Gary Valentine ...normal-sized?

Jon Peters How do you know that?

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The A-Team

Intelligence Questioned in a Tough Situation

Tuco So you're Army Intelligence?

Face Who, me? Naaaah!

Tuco Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.

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American Sniper

A Warning to Let Go

Chris Kyle Don't pick it up... Drop it!

[whispers to himself as he points his rifle at an Iraqi boy carrying an RPG launcher; pause; his finger starts trembling on the trigger. The boy eventually drops the RPG and he sighs in relief]

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Aloha

Nostalgia for a Lost Connection to Space

Brian Gilcrest There was a time I knew everything in the sky. Every satellite, every constellation, souvenirs of space walks and astronauts and rockets launched by NASA in the 60s. As a kid, I looked up and felt the future. It belonged to me.

[narrating the first lines of the movie]

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American Sniper

Defining Identity: Texan vs. Redneck

Chris Kyle I'm not redneck; I'm Texan!

Taya Renae Kyle What's the difference?

Chris Kyle We ride horses, they ride their cousins.

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American Sniper

Long-Distance Target Confirmation in Combat Situation

Chris Kyle I got something 1900 yards out.

Army Ranger Fuck, we can't even see that far out. Hold your fire. You'll expose us all.

D He's right. That's a no pointer.

Chris Kyle Correction, It's 2100 yards out.

D That's more than a mile. Impossible shot, Chris.

Chris Kyle It's him. I got eyes on target. Initiate QRF, over.

[after adjusting his scope; into his headset]

Predator operator Copy that. Quick reaction force 20 minutes out.

Chris Kyle He has eyes on our guys.

D Can you confirm it's him?

Chris Kyle It's him. Oh, it's him.

D It's your call, Chris.

Army Ranger Quick reaction force is 20 minutes out. Stand the fuck down.

D You got it, take it, man.

Chris Kyle Aim small, miss small. Do it for Biggles.

Army Ranger You just fucked us, Legend.

Chris Kyle Tango down.

Army Ranger We need QRF, ASAP!

[into his headset]

D Mission accomplished.

Chris Kyle He had eyes on our guys. I took him out.

Army Ranger Yeah, now we're fucked like a football bat.

D Biggles would be proud. You did it, Chris.

The A-Team

Facing Danger with Humor in Battle

Face She's actually shooting at us!

Murdock You should see these bullets in 3D!

[pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses]

B.A. Murdock, get in here!

Murdock It's like we're actually being shot at!

B.A. We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!

Aloha

The Importance of Fun in Life

Brian Gilcrest In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun.

Licorice Pizza

Car Trouble in Licorice Pizza

Jon Peters There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!

Wet Hot American Summer

Authority and Chaos in Talent Show Planning

Susie Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...

[angry that Beth has invited Steve to take part in the talent show]

Ben Hmph!

Susie ...director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my balls, woman! I am telling you, the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living hell! All right; I'll put him on last.

[after a long pause and a glare from Beth]

Beth Good.

Susie Oh, she always wins!

The A-Team

Embracing the Thrill of the Moment

B.A. Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!

[overlooking Hannibal's mission plan]

Murdock This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!

Face This is beyond nuts, boss.

Hannibal It gets better.

[laughs]

The A-Team

Turbulence and Threats in the Air

Murdock Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!

[Alarms start beeping]

Face What the hell is that?!

Murdock But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!

Aloha

Consequences of Poor Decisions in Aloha

Brian Gilcrest Well, I remember the good times.

General Dixon There were no good times! How does it feel to set back our footprint in the Pacific by a decade? You cost us our prime new partner, future missions, a new space command center, all gone because Carson Welch canceled his contract with us. And why? Why did it all go bad? Because cool guy here, Mr. Sexy Pants, Brian Gilcrest, LOST BRAVE ANGEL!!

American Sniper

Beauty and Expectation in Unexpected Times

Chris Kyle You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[to his pregnant wife]

Taya Renae Kyle I have an alien growing inside of me.

American Sniper

The Challenge of Identifying Targets

Marc Lee You got some kind of savior complex?

Chris Kyle No. I just want to get the bad guys, but if I can't see them I can't shoot them.

Bradley Cooper Quotes

Memorable Quotes from Bradley Cooper

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