Bradley CooperQuotes

Susie: You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.

Coop: Me, too.

Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Lindsay: Yeah!

Ben: What time do you wanna meet?

J.J.: You mean ten years from now?

Ben: Yeah.

Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?

Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together: Agreed.

McKinley: Great, cause I have something at 11:00.

Gary: You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley: No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

Susie: [angry that Beth has invited Steve to take part in the talent show] Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...

Ben: Hmph!

Susie: [after a long pause and a glare from Beth] ...director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my balls, woman! I am telling you, the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living hell! All right; I'll put him on last.

Beth: Good.

Susie: Oh, she always wins!

Brian Gilcrest: Well, I remember the good times.

General Dixon: There were no good times! How does it feel to set back our footprint in the Pacific by a decade? You cost us our prime new partner, future missions, a new space command center, all gone because Carson Welch canceled his contract with us. And why? Why did it all go bad? Because cool guy here, Mr. Sexy Pants, Brian Gilcrest, LOST BRAVE ANGEL!!

Alison Ng: I'd rather be alone. Mostly it's been guys who are like me. I call them "Alone Togethers.

Brian Gilcrest: Maybe you should go civilian next time.

Allison Ng: Heh, heh, are you kidding me? Can you think of a way to make "I'm a fighter pilot" sexy?

Brian Gilcrest: Well, you just have to work on your delivery, Ng.

Allison Ng: [perky] I'm a fighter pilot.

Brian Gilcrest: Try going a little lower.

Allison Ng: [sultry] I'm a fighter pilot.

Brian Gilcrest: See, that's just strong stuff. I think that just works.

Brian Gilcrest: In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun.

Brian Gilcrest: [narrating the first lines of the movie] There was a time I knew everything in the sky. Every satellite, every constellation, souvenirs of space walks and astronauts and rockets launched by NASA in the 60s. As a kid, I looked up and felt the future. It belonged to me.

Murdock: [Alarms start beeping] Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!

Face: What the hell is that?!

Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!

Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?

Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.

Murdock: My bad.

Face: She's actually shooting at us!

Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!

B.A.: Murdock, get in here!

Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!

B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!

B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!

Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!

Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.

Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.

Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.

Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!

B.A.: And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.

Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?

Face: Who, me? Naaaah!

Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.

Jon Peters: My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?

Gary Valentine: No.

Jon Peters: It's your girlfriend?

Gary Valentine: No.

Jon Peters: I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?

Gary Valentine: No.

Jon Peters: All of it. It's all mine.

Jon Peters: How big is your penis hole?

Gary Valentine: ...normal-sized?

Jon Peters: How do you know that?

Jon Peters: There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!

Jon Peters: This is my nozzle, motherfucker!

Chris Kyle: I got something 1900 yards out.

Army Ranger: Fuck, we can't even see that far out. Hold your fire. You'll expose us all.

D: He's right. That's a no pointer.

Chris Kyle: Correction, It's 2100 yards out.

D: That's more than a mile. Impossible shot, Chris.

Chris Kyle: [after adjusting his scope; into his headset] It's him. I got eyes on target. Initiate QRF, over.

Predator operator: Copy that. Quick reaction force 20 minutes out.

Chris Kyle: He has eyes on our guys.

D: Can you confirm it's him?

Chris Kyle: It's him. Oh, it's him.

D: It's your call, Chris.

Army Ranger: Quick reaction force is 20 minutes out. Stand the fuck down.

D: You got it, take it, man.

Chris Kyle: Aim small, miss small. Do it for Biggles.

Army Ranger: You just fucked us, Legend.

Chris Kyle: Tango down.

Army Ranger: [into his headset] We need QRF, ASAP!

D: Mission accomplished.

Chris Kyle: He had eyes on our guys. I took him out.

Army Ranger: Yeah, now we're fucked like a football bat.

D: Biggles would be proud. You did it, Chris.

Taya Renae Kyle: [after Chris wants to redeploy again] Do you wanna die? Is that what this is?

Chris Kyle: No.

Taya Renae Kyle: Just tell me. Tell me why you do it. I want to understand.

Chris Kyle: Baby, I do it for you. I do it to protect you.

Taya Renae Kyle: [shakes her head in disbelief] No, you don't.

Chris Kyle: Yes, I do.

Taya Renae Kyle: I'm here. Your family is here. Your children have no father.

Chris Kyle: I love to serve my country.

Taya Renae Kyle: Such fucking bullshit! You don't know when to quit. You did your part. We sacrificed enough. You let somebody else go!

Chris Kyle: Let somebody else go?

Taya Renae Kyle: Yeah.

Chris Kyle: Yeah, well, I couldn't live with myself…

Taya Renae Kyle: [cutting him off; crying] Yeah, well, you find a way. You have to. Okay, I need you to be human again. I need you here. If you leave us again, I don't think we'll be here when you get back.

Chris Kyle: Come here. Come here.

V.A. Doctor: Would you be surprised if I told you that Navy has credited you with... over 160 kills?

V.A. Doctor: Do you ever think that... you might have seen things or... done some things over there that you wish you hadn't?

Chris Kyle: Oh, that's not me. No.

V.A. Doctor: What's not you?

Chris Kyle: I was just protecting my guys, they were trying to kill... our soldiers and I... I'm willing to meet my Creator and answer for every shot that I took. The thing that... haunts me are all the guys that I couldn't save. Now I'm willing and able to... be there but I'm not, I'm here. I quit.

V.A. Doctor: So you wish you could've saved more guys?

Chris Kyle: Yes, sir.

V.A. Doctor: You can walk down any hall in this hospital. Looks like plenty soldiers need saving.

V.A. Doctor: You want to take a walk?

Chris Kyle: Sure.

Taya Kyle: I'm making memories by myself. I have no one to share them with.

Chris Kyle: Yeah, well, we don't got all our lives forever.

Taya Kyle: [Chris gently takes their daughter from her] When does that start? Even when you're here, you're not here. I see you, I feel you, but you're not here. I hate the Teams for it. I do. You're my husband. You're the father of my children, but they're the ones that pull you back.

Chris Kyle: Yeah, you see, they can't wait, but we can.

Taya Kyle: [clearly hurt by what he just said; a tear falls from her eye] If you think this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long. It's true.

Chris Kyle: [to his pregnant wife] You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Taya Renae Kyle: I have an alien growing inside of me.

Taya Renae Kyle: Did you always want to be a soldier?

Chris Kyle: I wanted to be a cowboy, but I did that and felt I needed something more.

Taya Renae Kyle: So you decided to rescue girls from bars?

Chris Kyle: I think I rescued the bar from you.

Chris Kyle: I'm not redneck; I'm Texan!

Taya Renae Kyle: What's the difference?

Chris Kyle: We ride horses, they ride their cousins.

Marc Lee: You got some kind of savior complex?

Chris Kyle: No. I just want to get the bad guys, but if I can't see them I can't shoot them.

Taya Renae Kyle: Hello?

Chris Kyle: Baby?

Taya Renae Kyle: Baby I can't hear you!

Chris Kyle: I'm ready. I'm ready to come home. I'm ready to come home baby!

Chris Kyle: [whispers to himself before killing the Iraqi sniper with his rifle] Just one small mistep. Do it for Bickels. Tanya Regimand could sit on my face

Chris Kyle: [whispers to himself as he points his rifle at an Iraqi boy carrying an RPG launcher; pause; his finger starts trembling on the trigger. The boy eventually drops the RPG and he sighs in relief] Don't pick it up... Drop it!

Chris Kyle: God, country, family, right?

Jackson Maine: [to Ally] Look at me. All you got to do is trust me. That's all you got to do.

Edward Morra: That van's gonna rear-end that taxi.

Carl van Loon: What?

Edward Morra: The driver's distracted; he's texting; he's going thirty miles an hour; he has sixty feet to stop; he doesn't have room.

Carl van Loon: [''van rear-ends taxi''] What van?

Edward Morra: I see everything, Carl. I'm fifty moves ahead of you and everybody else. What makes you think I don't have a guy with a bead on you right now? How do you know you're gonna be alive this time next year?