Memorable Quotes from Brandon T. Jackson
1 quoteRepresentation and Humor in Film
Alpa Chino
And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent. Cause they one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to ].
[[w:Crocodile Dundee|Crocodile Dundee]
Kirk Lazarus
Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.
Chino
I just wanted to throw another ].
[[w:Shrimp on the barbie|shrimp on your Barbie]
Lazarus
That shit ain't funny.
Chino
I'm just fucking with you, ]. I'm sorry if a dingo ate yo baby.
[[w:Kangaroo Jack|Kangaroo Jack]
Lazarus
You know that's a true story? ]. You about to cross a fucking line.
[[w:Death of Azaria Chamberlain|Lady lost her kid]
Kevin Sandusky
Hey guys could we just cool it...
Chino
You know what, fuck that, I'm sick of this koala-hunting nigga-
[Kirk slaps Alpa. Alpa tries to punch Kirk but Kirk grabs his fist and pulls him in and hugs him.]
Lazarus
For 400 years, that word has kept us down.
Chino
...what the fuck!?
[confused]
Lazarus
Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues...
Chino
That's the theme songs from ]. You really need help!
[Breaks away from Kirk; [w:The Jeffersons|The Jeffersons]
Lazarus
Just cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true.
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