Jay Baruchel Biography
Jonathan Adam Saunders Baruchel (born April 9, 1982) is a Canadian actor. He has had a successful career in comedy films, and has appeared in such box office successes as Million Dollar Baby, Knocked Up, Tropic Thunder, and How to Train Your Dragon film series, as well as the films She's Out of My League, The Trotsky, The Art of the Steal, Robocop (2014), This is the End, and The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
He has also had roles on TV shows including Undeclared, The Stones, Man Seeking Woman, The Moodys, and a voice role for DreamWorks Dragons.
Jay Baruchel Movies
Jay Baruchel TV Shows
Jay Baruchel Quotes
RoboCop Confronts Criminals and Asserts Authority
RoboCop: [they step away]
Clara, take David and get out of the way now! Raymond Sellars, you're under arrest for the attempted murder of a police officer.
Raymond Sellars:
Are you here to cuff me? All right. Go head, cuff me. You can't. You're not programmed that way. If you go against the program, the entire system shuts down, so.
Liz Kline:
You don't even have a warrant. We'll overlook this little...
RoboCop:
Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your back.
Tom Pope:
I'm just from marketing.
RoboCop:
Now!
Pope: [lies prone together with Kline]
Ok, yep, yep, yep Yep
Sellars:
Alex, we need to work together here, because I'm the only one with the technology to keep you alive.
RoboCop: [forced to crouch down]
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
Sellars: [to security guard]
All right. Weapon. Alex, honestly, I mean you no harm. If I wanted to, I could have killed you a long time ago. I just aim this right at your head and blow it off.
Clara Murphy:
Sellars, please! Don't!
Sellars: [as Alex struggles to aim his weapon because of the security protocols; points weapon at Clara and David; sees Alex preparing to fire at him]
I mean, if I wanted to, I could just aim this at your little family and I could just kill them too. And really, there's nothing you could do about it because, let's face it, you're a robot. Do you understand that? Alex.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Bathroom Etiquette and Grooming Concerns
Jay: [sees Alison, embarrassed]
Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin rock this shit!
Jonah:
What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin stuffed animal!
Jay:
You're embarrassing me in front of company!
Jonah:
You embarrass yourself!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
