Breckin Meyer Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Breckin Meyer

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Rat Race

Timing of Good and Great Things

Nick Schaffer My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once.

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Unexpected Mishap In A Comedic Encounter

Tiny Peep this. This chick's bobbing up and down on my dick like ]...

[[w:Marilyn Chambers|Marilyn Chambers]

Singh She found your dick?

Tiny Then she moves around the outside. She's painting the tree. It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick. Yo, her contact is stuck on the end of my dick!

Marcus Was it hard or soft?

Tiny What, my dick?

Singh The contact lens.

Marcus Remember if it was colored? That she had two blue eyes and now one blue and one brown?

Tiny What does it matter?

Marcus It matters because it happened to me. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man. The difference is I knew those small details. That and my story was true.

Tiny Whatever.

Marcus Whatever"?

Tiny Whatever.

Marcus What do you mean?

Tiny Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass! I was making conversation. Fuck! Give a nigger a break!

Marcus Nigger"? What nigger, this nigger?

Tiny I told you my mother's mother's mother was black.

Marcus This ain't ]. Show me this Nubian's picture.

[[w:Roots: The Saga of an American Family|Roots]

Tiny I don't carry her picture.

Marcus If you were less black, you'd be clear.

Tiny She was black as night!

Marcus Okay, stop! Truce!

Tiny Shut up! Man, I see black. I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus.

Marcus You know, you're right.

Singh Thank you, ].

[[w:Rhythm Nation|Rhythm Nation]

Tiny Fuck you, Vanilla Ice.

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Clueless

Acknowledging Contributions to Tardiness

Travis I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.

Amber She could be a farmer in those clothes.

[about Tai]

Tai Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel.

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Road Trip

Unexpected Revelations During a Road Trip

Kyle Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know.

E.L. No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us?

E.L. What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?

Kyle What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! I boinked her!

[puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust]

E.L. ... "boinked"?

Josh Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.

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Garfield

Animal Teamwork in Action

Garfield Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite, but don't chew. And rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. Canines, felines, and vermines, it's showtime!

[as Happy finds himself surrounded by the dogs, cats and rats; Happy glances around nervously as the animals close in on him]

Dog Alright, boys. Dog pile! Hit him low! Hit him high! Hit him in the legs!

Happy Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Garfield Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here. Better split before Animal Control gets here.

[The animals leave]

Dog #1 Hey, Garfield, take it easy.

Dog #2 See you later, Garfield.

Dog #3 Yo, Garfield, good luck.

Garfield Odie, would you mind sharing the remote with me, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.

Happy Nice kitty.

Garfield Let's see what's on the news. Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog, but to me, he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on. Strong finish, little buddy.

[shocks Happy with the shock collar; Odie shocks Happy with the shock collar again]

Jon Odie? Garfield?

[as he and Liz arrive in the storage room after Garfield and Odie shock Happy with the shock collar]

Liz Odie?

Jon Odie? Odie?

Happy Be happy.

[stands up and faces them; now dazed]

Jon This is for stealing my dog and my cat.

[punches Happy in the face, startling Liz as she watches]

Garfield He didn't steal me, I was doing the rescue work.

Jon Garfield! Odie! Oh, I missed you guys so much! I'm never gonna let you outta my sight again. Never. You guys are my best friends.

[hugs Garfield while Liz hugs Odie]

Garfield You had me at hello.

Walter J. Chapman This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from the Midwest. Abby Shields reporting. What did you got for me, Abby?

Abby Shields The details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man may be the cause of all of the trouble here.

Nermal A deranged man? What's this?

Abby Shields In fact, police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.

Walter J. Chapman Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother.

[makes a "Cut" gesture]

Nermal Hey! It's Happy Chapman. ]

[[Inside Out 2|He's going for a ride in a police car.]

Abby Shields But sources tell me that this incident, somehow, involved a dog, and a very, heroic cat.

Arlene Garfield?

Nermal Hey, he saved Odie! Now he's a hero!

Arlene Oh, I didn't realize.

Nermal Garfield is on TV! He's a hero!

The Craft

Miscommunication and Rejection Among Friends

Sarah Hey, can I talk to you for a second, Chris?

Mitt I'm sorry. Chris is really busy, maybe we could set something up for-- nice jacket-- later in the week. What do you think?

Sarah Why did you lie about me?

Chris Look, I don't want to go out with you again, okay? Please stop begging. It's pathetic.

Sarah Hey, Chris, fuck you!

Chris Nah.

Trey But I will.

Mitt She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry!

[looks at Trey as Sarah runs off, upset]

Exploring the Depths of Sexual Experience

Marcus The thing is, most people don't know how to make love. They stick it in, move it around till they get off. But what Tantra teaches you is how to deepen, prolong the sexual experience. Bring it to a higher level. If one man in 10 was having the sex I'm having, there'd be no war.

Simon What's the longest you two ever did it?

Marcus Fourteen hours.

Simon Holy shit! How many times you shoot?

Marcus Not once, man.

Simon You didn't go once? Not even at the end?

Marcus You redirect the orgasm inside. How long do your orgasms last? Two, three seconds? I've had orgasms that have lasted up to an hour and a half.

Simon That's bullshit!

Marcus Honest to God and I mean Allah.

Tiny Word.

Marcus Word.

Simon Wait. No love. When'd you last get off?

Marcus I haven't ejaculated in six months. Anyone can do it. It just takes discipline.

Tiny Bullshit. You're some ] motherfucker.

[[w:Obi-Wan Kenobi|Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Simon You call me old school. I'm for coming and going.

Marcus Hour and a half.