Seann William Scott Biography
Seann William Scott (born October 3, 1976) is an American actor and comedian. He is most widely known for having played Steve Stifler in the American Pie series of teen sex comedy films. He is also known for his roles in the films Final Destination, Road Trip, Dude, Where's My Car?, Evolution, The Rundown, The Dukes of Hazzard, Role Models, and Cop Out.
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Beauty in Anger and Admiration
Jade: [''On top of Kar fighting him'']
What the hell are you looking at?
Kar:
You're just so damn beautiful, especially when you're angry.
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Protection and Profit in Criminal Turf
Funktastic goon 1: [''Punches Kar in the face'']
You're boosting in the wrong turf!
Funktastic goon 2: [''Grabbing and manhandling Kar'']
Get your punk ass over here! Finger man here calls himself Kar. He got caught ripping off marks at the Bishop Square subway station!
Kar: [''To Funktastic'']
I'm supposed to pay you for the right to rip people off?
Funktastic goon 1: [[w:Greasy spoon|greasy spoons]
That's right. 60% off the top. This entitles you to squatter's right in Mr. Funktastic's cribs chow at his ], and protection provided by Mr. Funktastic and his crew.
Funktastic goon 1:
And that's us.
Kar: [[w:Motel 6|a Motel 6; ''All Funktastic goons laugh'']
You know, it's really enticing. But if this is an example of a Funktastic crib, I'm gonna check myself into ].
Funktastic: [''Punches Kar in abdomen'']
That's good. Pretty funny. You'd be a corpse already, mate, if not for the fact I heard you're an exceptionally good earner. Maybe I heard wrong. In which case, you're nothing to me, mate. You're less than nothing. Around here, less than nothing means dead.
Kar: [''Reaches into jacket''; ''Holds out Monk's scroll'']
You heard right about me. I just... I need some time to think over your offer. In the meantime, take this. It's okay. An offer of good faith.
Funktastic: [''Takes scroll from Kar''; ''Throws scroll to thug who throws it indfferently over shoulder''; [w:Sweatshop|made-in-a-Bangkok-sweatshop; [w:castration|Too bad I have to cut them off]
What do you think I am, Kar, a bloody tourist? You come down here and try and palm that ] piece of shit off on me? You got big orchestras, mate. ].
Kar:
I have no idea what you just said.
Funktastic goon 3: [[w:testicles|Your balls; ''All goons jump near Kar attempting to assault Kar who fights them all off'']
]. He's gonna cut off your balls.
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