Little Giants - Controversial Call in Youth Football Game
Official:
Personal Foul, number 32, white!
Spike:
What?! Are you crazy, what kind of a call is that?!
Jake "Berminator" Berman: [Tries to push Spike; Spike pushes him down]
That wasn't very nice you big bully!
Kevin O'Shea:
Hammersmith? If that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that, you're both out of here.
Mike Hammersmith:
Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win!
Kevin O'Shea:
Not like that.
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Little Giants - Unexpected Cheerleader in a Football Scene
Mike Hammersmith: [Upon seeing Becky emerge from the locker room dressed up in Giant gear]
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
Kevin O'Shea:
That's no cheerleader. That's my niece, Becky. She's pissed.
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Baby's Day Out - Confronting Risk in a Challenging Situation
Norby:
Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't wanna go check to see if they left the money?
Eddie:
Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby! Three fully grown men versus fifteen pounds of pink flesh with a mouth. Now, what chance have we got of strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than one and forty years in prison?
Veeko:
No way.
Eddie:
No, thank you! This is a hexed situation. We walk away while we're still ahead.
Veeko:
We took a licking and kept on ticking.
Eddie:
We'll go back to banks. Dealing with grownups, I don't want no kiddy stuff.
Norby:
We did all right with banks.
Veeko:
Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.
Eddie: [to Norby and Veeko]
You know, I tell you one thing I learned from all this, I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.
Norby:
Yeah, seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I wouldn't worry about it.
Eddie: [about Bink]
Why don't you shut up? I don't wanna ever hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit baby.
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Baby's Day Out - Planning a Strategy to Reach the Baby
Eddie: [calls for help]
Norby! Veeko!
Veeko:
Hey! We're down here!
Norby:
Hey, Ed! We better go before I dry!
Veeko:
Ed, can you see the baby from up there? Just hang on and we'll come on up. I got an idea.
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Baby's Day Out - Discussion of a Kidnapping Incident
Cop 1:
Have you guys seen a baby around here?
Eddie:
The park is full of...babies.
Cop 2:
Yeah, well, there's been a kidnapping.
Norby:
Well, that's a crying shame. It's amazing what people will do for money.
Veeko:
Yeah, for five million...
Eddie: [Baby Bink turns on the lighter; absolutely moans]
If we see anything... Excuse me. If we see anything, we'll be sure to notify...
Cop 2:
He's got a bad heart.
Eddie:
Excuse me. The police. Thank you.
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Baby's Day Out - Work Seriousness vs. Humor in Conversation
Veeko:
Hey, Eddie, maybe he went down a rabbit hole.
Eddie:
We're serious about our work. You wanna make jokes? Join the circus.
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Baby's Day Out - Surprise Reaction to Unexpected News
Veeko: [noticing Bink is on Ursala's purse]
Some people.
Norby:
Eddie, how could he get off?
Veeko:
I seen him.
Both:
What?!
Veeko:
He's in the big broad's purse.
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Baby's Day Out - Blame and Frustration Among Friends
Veeko:
I worked at Burger King three years. This is worse than that.
Eddie:
Don't blame me. We'd be resting easy if Butterfingers here hadn't lost the kid.
Norby:
I lost the kid? I lost the kid?! Oh, well, that's news to me.
Eddie:
Who putted himself to sleep reading the kid's nursery story?!
Norby:
Who left the window open?!
Veeko:
That was me.
Eddie:
You idiots are why we don't got the kid. As far as I'm concerned, you can drop out and I'll keep the five million myself. Frankly, you don't deserve a penny!
Veeko:
You'd stiff us?
Norby:
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't get hot, Eddie. Don't get hot. We're all just tired from getting torn apart.
Eddie:
Oh, like I like to fall off buildings and jump in ditches! That's the breaks. We're dealing with a baby. Babies are obviously more dangerous than we thought.
Norby:
It don't figure, Eddie. They're so small.
Eddie: [they notice Bink's foot tracks]
When I boxed, the guys I most feared were those who feared nothing. Babies are like that, they ain't afraid of nothing. Baby tracks.
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