Ed O'Neill Biography
Edward Leonard O'Neill (born April 12, 1946) is an American actor, comedian, and former football player. His best-known roles are Al Bundy on Married... with Children (1987–1997) and Jay Pritchett on Modern Family (2009–2020). Over his career, he has earned four Screen Actors Guild Awards as well as nominations for three Primetime Emmy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards.
Ed O'Neill Movies
Ed O'Neill TV Shows
Ed O'Neill Quotes
The Oldest Con in the World
Mr. Klein:
If we all do our jobs, we will each be rewarded according to our just desserts.
FBI Team Leader: [[w:Spanish Prisoner|oldest confidence game]
It's an interesting setup, Mr. Ross. It is the ] on the books. The Spanish Prisoner. Fellow says him and his sister, wealthy refugees, left a fortune in the home country. He got out, girl and the money stuck in Spain. Here is her most beautiful portrait. And he needs money to get her and the fortune out. Man who supplies the money gets the fortune and the girl. Oldest con in the world.
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Concerns About a Police Dog's Capabilities
Brannigan:
There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
Dooley:
Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
Brannigan:
Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
Dooley:
Don't worry about the dog.
Brannigan:
It's not the dog I'm worried about.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
