The Spanish Prisoner - The Oldest Con in the World
Mr. Klein:
If we all do our jobs, we will each be rewarded according to our just desserts.
FBI Team Leader: [[w:Spanish Prisoner|oldest confidence game]
It's an interesting setup, Mr. Ross. It is the ] on the books. The Spanish Prisoner. Fellow says him and his sister, wealthy refugees, left a fortune in the home country. He got out, girl and the money stuck in Spain. Here is her most beautiful portrait. And he needs money to get her and the fortune out. Man who supplies the money gets the fortune and the girl. Oldest con in the world.
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K-9 - Concerns About a Police Dog's Capabilities
Brannigan:
There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
Dooley:
Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
Brannigan:
Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
Dooley:
Don't worry about the dog.
Brannigan:
It's not the dog I'm worried about.
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Little Giants - Controversial Call in Youth Football Game
Official:
Personal Foul, number 32, white!
Spike:
What?! Are you crazy, what kind of a call is that?!
Jake "Berminator" Berman: [Tries to push Spike; Spike pushes him down]
That wasn't very nice you big bully!
Kevin O'Shea:
Hammersmith? If that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that, you're both out of here.
Mike Hammersmith:
Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win!
Kevin O'Shea:
Not like that.
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Little Giants - Lunchbox Dilemmas in Youth Sports
Kevin O'Shea: [Upon discovering a peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside of Rudy's helmet]
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Are you nuts?
Rudy Zolteck: [Takes a bite]
It's still good!
Kevin O'Shea: [Sees Butz pull something else out of the helmet]
You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son. What are those?
Butz:
Cheetos.
Kevin O'Shea:
Crunchy or Puffed?
Butz:
Puffed.
Kevin O'Shea: [Under his breath]
Whimp.
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Little Giants - Sibling Rivalry and Unresolved Resentment
Danny O'Shea:
This whole town may love you, but I'm the only one who knows how truly sick you are!
Kevin O'Shea:
I treated you like a prince!
Danny O'Shea:
You ignored me!
Kevin O'Shea:
I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!
Danny O'Shea:
You left me at the stadium!
Kevin O'Shea:
Ahh!
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Little Giants - Unexpected Cheerleader in a Football Scene
Mike Hammersmith: [Upon seeing Becky emerge from the locker room dressed up in Giant gear]
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
Kevin O'Shea:
That's no cheerleader. That's my niece, Becky. She's pissed.
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Spartan - Consequences of Recognition in Dangerous Situations
Burch:
She dyed her hair. They see that red hair, what do they do, her hair grows out, when they see that red hair? Somebody recognizes her? What do they do when they realize who they took?
Scott:
They kill her.
Burch:
You're fuckin'-A right, they kill her.
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Spartan - Unwavering Loyalty in Mission-Driven Context
Burch:
What about if we had to go off the meter? I need a man, a man who can unquestioningly follow orders.
Scott:
The door is closed sir.
Burch:
I need to ask you to do something.
Scott:
I am here to get the girl back, sir. And there is nothing I will not do to get the girl back.
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Wayne's World - Job Loss and Unemployment Discussion
Glen the Manager:
Anything wrong, Davy?
Davy:
Yeah, I got paid today.
Glen:
Yeah, I know what that's like.
Davy: [holds up pink slip]
No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.
Glen:
Yeah, I know how that feels.
Davy:
Know what I'd like to do?
Glen:
Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
Davy: [blinks]
Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Glen:
Well...the world's a twisted place.
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