Michael Zwiener Movies
Michael Zwiener Quotes
Lunchbox Dilemmas in Youth Sports
Kevin O'Shea: [Upon discovering a peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside of Rudy's helmet]
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Are you nuts?
Rudy Zolteck: [Takes a bite]
It's still good!
Kevin O'Shea: [Sees Butz pull something else out of the helmet]
You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son. What are those?
Butz:
Cheetos.
Kevin O'Shea:
Crunchy or Puffed?
Butz:
Puffed.
Kevin O'Shea: [Under his breath]
Whimp.
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A Simple Response to a Call
Rudy Zolteck: [Repeated line]
You rang?
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