Little Giants - Lunchbox Dilemmas in Youth Sports
Kevin O'Shea: [Upon discovering a peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside of Rudy's helmet]
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Are you nuts?
Rudy Zolteck: [Takes a bite]
It's still good!
Kevin O'Shea: [Sees Butz pull something else out of the helmet]
You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son. What are those?
Butz:
Cheetos.
Kevin O'Shea:
Crunchy or Puffed?
Butz:
Puffed.
Kevin O'Shea: [Under his breath]
Whimp.
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Little Giants - A Simple Response to a Call
Rudy Zolteck: [Repeated line]
You rang?
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Little Giants - Unexpected Encounter with a Parent
Rudy Zolteck: [As the Little Giants are changing, a woman arrives with her son]
Aahh! It's a mom!
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Little Giants - Humorous Banter Among Friends
Sean Murphy: [As the Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy]
Get ready dog breath. Because when I'm finished with you, you'll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!
Rudy Zolteck: [To "Rad Tad"]
Is that physically possible?
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson:
Are you all right?
Rudy Zolteck: [Talking out of his butt]
I think so.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson: [Impressed]
Huh! I guess it is possible.
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Little Giants - Team Spirit Amidst Adversity
Rudy Zolteck:
Great, now they have Spike.
Jake "Berminator" Berman:
And we got nothing.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson:
We got us.
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon:
Yeah! We stink!
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson:
Cause you can't catch, Hot Hands.
Rudy Zolteck:
At least he can walk, Crush Jerk.
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson:
Hey Zolteck, have another Pop Tart!
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon:
Yeah, fart boy, or can't you open your big mouth wide enough?!?
Danny O'Shea:
Okay, guys, that's enough.
Junior Floyd:
Yeah, Coach's right. Break it up.
Rudy Zolteck:
Oh, shut up, Junior! You're so good, it makes us sick!
Junior Floyd: [Pause; Leaves]
Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm outta here.
Becky:
Nice work! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
Marcus, the kicker:
Hey, if it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop drooling and played a little more football!
Little Giants:
Yeah!
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson:
Why can't we all just play together?
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon:
Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit!
Rudy Zolteck:
Yeah, quit bawling you big baby!
Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson: [kicks Rudy's leg]
I can cry if I want! It's a free country! I can even do this!
Rudy Zolteck:
Ow! Ow!
Marcus, the kicker: [Impressed]
Nice kick.
Danny O'Shea:
Guys, practice isn't over yet.
Little Giants:
Who cares?
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Little Giants - A Heated Moment on the Field
Danny O'Shea:
C'mon, ref! This isn't American Gladiators! That was a cheap shot!
Referee:
No penalty, no penalty.
Timmy Moore: [Dazed]
Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
Rudy Zolteck:
Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!
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Little Giants - Frustration and Aspirations in Team Dynamics
Rudy Zolteck:
We never get picked for anything. Life stinks!
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon:
Yeah, there goes my shot at the pros. I'm gonna have to be a senator.
Rudy Zolteck: [Farts loudly]
Here's a kiss for Murphy. And for Patterson and Briggs too.
Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: [Laughing while waving his hand]
Whoo! Whoo!
Murphy: [Enters with Briggs and Patterson]
UGH! Damn, Zol-fart! What kind of roadkill did your mom feed you last night?
Rudy Zolteck:
Free-range skunk.
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