Brian Tyree Henry Quotes

Bernie Hayes No, don't eat that! It's incredibly unhealthy. It's just all the GMOs. Growing a second head could be useful. You have to let me know. Because me, myself? I can barely handle the one I got.

Bernie Hayes That's your solution? I gotta die in here with you, AND sober!?

Lemon You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine?

Tangerine Here we go.

Lemon Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing. Its twists, violence, drama, no message. What's the point? Huh? What are we supposed to learn? Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.

Bernie Hayes Is that a mini-Kong?

Bernie Hayes If this wasn't contributing to world destruction, this would be a great DJ booth.

Bernie Hayes Alright…so what do you got?

Bernie Hayes Now I have seen everything.

Bernie Hayes Hello, loyal listeners. Welcome to TTP, Titan Truth Podcast. Episode number 245. Today is the day. Maybe the last podcast I ever record. And look, I know I said that last week and maybe the week before and a few other times. But, look, this is the point. After five years of deep cover at Apex Cybernetics, I'm finally taking my shot. Something bad is going on here. I don't know what it is, but I'm about to walk in and download hard evidence and expose a vast corporate conspiracy. Yeah, you can call me a whistleblower, but I ain't just whistling. I mean, this is more than a leak. It's a flood. And believe me, this flood is gonna wash away all of Apex's lies. You can believe that.

Levy I'm just my mother's son. Sometimes that's all that makes the difference between us and them.

Daniel Carty Maybe I'd feel different if I had done something and got caught, but I ain't do nothing. They was playin with me because they knew they could. And look, I'm lucky that I only got two years because... when you in there they can do with you whatever they want. You hear me? What... ever... they want.

Joseph Rivers I know some hustles, and you know some hustles. And these are our children. We gotta set them free. So let's drink on up, man, and let's go on in. We got a whole lot of shit to deal with in a hurry.

Mrs. Hunt I guess you call your lustful action love. I don't. I always knew you'd be the destruction of my son. The Bible says, "Put to death therefore all that is earthly in you. Sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, covetousness." That child was born of sin, and the Holy Ghost is gon cause it to shrivel in your womb.

Adrienne Hunt And who do you funky niggas think you are?

Frank Hunt I think you'll find it's still pumpin', but I wouldn't call it no heart.

The Elder A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.

Ladybug He resents the farmer?

Lemon So how do plums have fucking resentments now?

Ladybug Oh. So it can resent?

The Elder Listen. The White Death is the farmer.

Ladybug So we're the plums. We're the plums?

Lemon It don't make sense! Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors? Look, HE SHOT MY BROTHER!

The Elder YOU SHOT MY SON! We prepare together, or we die alone.

Ladybug That's... all I was trying to say.

Bernie Hayes That's not fair. I really wanted to hear the rest of that speech.

Bernie Hayes Welcome back, loyal listeners, to Titan Truth Podcast, episode 246. Oh, my God, I was there. Godzilla's Apex attack. I saw it go down! You think it's a coincidence that he reappears and just so happens to destroy that specific facility? Ha-ha, no, no, no, no. No such thing as coincidence.

Fonny I'm really gonna have to figure out a way of getting some bread together and getting the fuck out of this country.

Daniel Carty Oh yeah! How you gonna do that?

Fonny I don't know yet. Tish can't swim.

Bernie Hayes The last time those two met up it was almost the end of Kong.

Bernie Hayes Kong can't stop this on his own.

Lemon Who the fuck are you?

Ladybug Really? You don't remember me?

Lemon You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.