Willard - A Plea for Loyalty from Willard
Willard Stiles: [screaming]
I was good to you, Ben!
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Willard - Confrontation and Aggression in Willard's Mindset
Willard Stiles:
Tear him up!
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Paulie - A Conflict Over Taking Someone Back
Dr. Reingold:
What do you think you're doing?
Misha:
I'm taking him.
Dr. Reingold:
You're what?
Misha:
I'm taking him back to where he belongs.
Dr. Reingold:
He belongs to the institute.
Misha: [to Paulie]
No, he belongs to little girl, who needs him. And you knew. You knew it all the time. Paulie, come.
Dr. Reingold:
Who do you think you are?
Misha:
I am Mikeal Andreovich Belenkoff, and you are a liar, and a coward, and a very rude man.
Dr. Reingold:
And you're fired.
Misha:
No, I am not fire. I am quit.
Dr. Reingold:
You!
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Paulie - Identifying Objects and Bridging Gaps
Researcher 1: [shows Paulie a picture card with a duck on it]
Okay, we're going to ask you some questions. We'd like for you to identify the picture. What is this?
Adolescent Paulie: [annoyed]
Duck.
Researcher 1: [shows more cards]
What is this?
Adolescent Paulie:
Kite. Umbrella. Look, I don't see how this is "bridging the gap".
Dr. Reingold:
Uh... Well, look, Paulie, I know this is frustrating, but we have to follow a protocol, if we're gonna prove you're capable of cognizant speech.
Adolescent Paulie:
Everyone can see that I can talk!
Researcher 1: [shows another card with a pie on it]
What is this?
Adolescent Paulie: [to a woman taking notes]
Now, what is that word again for, uh, a dish composed of meat, fowl, fish or vegetables, covered in a layer of paste and baked...? Oh, yeah! It's a pie! Then again, a "pie" could be a magpie, a collection of rules, a copper coin, or what you call a fine lookin lady. And if you don't believe me, look it up, blondie. But "pie" can also mean a whole, as in the pie of which we crave a piece, like the whole enchilada, the big salami, the grand prize - the talking bird which you hope will make you rich! That kind of pie! Me! I'm the pie here, and if you don't mind taking your fingers out of me for a moment, I'd like to get some lunch, you lab rat!
Researcher 2: [to Reingold, after an awkward pause]
How do I score that?
Misha: [laughing]
Did you said that?!
Adult Paulie:
I told you, talking just gets you into trouble!
Misha:
No, it's not that. I-It's how you say things. You'll have to be careful. A woman would ask you, "Do you like my new hat?" You would say, "No. New hat make you look like new floor mop." You get punched in the nose.
Adult Paulie:
I got worse than that.
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Short Cuts - A Conversation About Struggles and Defeat
Howard Finnigan:
Hey Jer, how goes the war?
Jerry Kaiser:
Bad guys are winning, sir.
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Spies Like Us - Unexpected Call from Pakistan
Soldier #1:
General Sline, sir?
General Sline:
Yes, Sergeant?
Soldier #1:
It's a collect call from Pakistan, for Mr. Ruby. A Mr. Fitz-Hume.
Ruby:
What?
Austin Milbarge:
Ah, folks, uh, sorry, uh... We'll just be another minute. Thank you for your patience.
Soldier #1:
It's person-to-person, sir. Collect. They said their contacts tried to kill them, and they don't know what they should do.
Keyes:
And they told you this... over a public phone?
Soldier #1:
No sir. The AT&T operator told our operator.
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The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice - Vampires Overlooked in Romanian Historical Interest
Kubichek:
I enjoyed lecture, professor. Very informative.
Professor Lazlo:
Two-thousand years of Romanian history and all they want to know about is the vampires.
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X2 - Debate Over the Purpose of a Facility
Colonel William Stryker:
We developed the technology that built his plastic prison.
Senator Kelly:
This facility is a school.
Stryker: [he sets photos on the president's desk]
Sure it is.
President McKenna:
What the hell is that?
Stryker:
A jet.
McKenna:
What kind of jet?
Stryker:
We don't know — but it comes up out of the basketball court.
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