Memorable Quotes from Bryan Forbes
1 quoteOfficial Business and Unexpected Arrest
Clouseau
I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area.
[Arriving at Camp Sunshine]
Camp Attendant
Not unless you take off your clothes...
Clouseau
You, sir, are under arrest.
Camp Attendant
Arrest? What for?
Clouseau
For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government.
Camp Attendant
Lewd and suggestive remarks!?
Clouseau
Also for indecent exposure; doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here!?
Camp Attendant
No!
Clouseau
What!!?
Camp Attendant
THIS IS A NUDIST COLONY! Nobody gets in until and unless they take their clothes off...And that means all of them, right down to your moustache.
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