Bryan Forbes Biography
Bryan Forbes (22 July 1926 – 8 May 2013) was an English film director, screenwriter, film producer, actor and novelist.
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Official Business and Unexpected Arrest
Clouseau: [Arriving at Camp Sunshine]
I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area.
Camp Attendant:
Not unless you take off your clothes...
Clouseau:
You, sir, are under arrest.
Camp Attendant:
Arrest? What for?
Clouseau:
For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government.
Camp Attendant:
Lewd and suggestive remarks!?
Clouseau:
Also for indecent exposure; doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here!?
Camp Attendant:
No!
Clouseau:
What!!?
Camp Attendant:
THIS IS A NUDIST COLONY! Nobody gets in until and unless they take their clothes off...And that means all of them, right down to your moustache.
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