Memorable Quotes from Caitlin Stasey
5 quotesInjury Humor in Cheerleading
Mäddy Killian
Like you can sprain a tit or something.
[''When asking Alexis why she cheerleads when its dangerous'']
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Pretending to Fit In with the Crowd
Mäddy Killian
The hard part is going to be, pretending that I actually like those dumb bitches. Like that dipshit, Tracy. Acts like she's all sad but then, jumps on Terry's jock before Alexis is even in the ground. That's classy. And Terry. Mr. big bad wolf himself. I'm gonna ruin your perfect little senior year, dog. But, right now. I have to go and paint my face up like those whores. So, uh... Mäddy Killian, out!
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Preparing for the Rally
Mäddy Killian
Get some sleep. You wanna look hot for the rally, tomorrow.
Tracy Bingham
That's right, bitch.
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The Risks of High School Cheerleading
Mäddy Killian
So, why do it?
[''Sitting in Alexis vehicle while she applies lipstick'']
Alexis Grace Andersen
Cause it's dangerous.
Mäddy Killian
Like you can sprain a tit or something.
Alexis Grace Andersen
This is the most dangerous sport in American high school, bitch.
Mäddy Killian
More dangerous than football?
AlexisGrace Andersen
More catastrophic injuries per student. How do I look?
[''Leaving vehicle and places arms on hood and hip'']
Mäddy Killian
Dangerous.
Alexis Grace Andersen
Duh.
Mäddy Killian
Take me through a typical Thursday.
Alexis Grace Andersen
Well, first I get up at ] for my run. I mean, obviously staying in shape is a part of the gig. It's called cheerleading. You know, I have to be a leader.
[[w:Dawn|the ass crack]
Alexis Grace Andersen
Oh, Marvin. And diplomatic. Proactive. Seriously, hon. Come to the realm, boys! My bitches do not disappoint.
[A boy comes up to Alexis hugging and kissing her; ''Jerks her torso back and forth'']
Mäddy Killian
So why do you call yourselves bitches?
Alexis Grace Andersen
Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. Boys be dogs, girls be bitches. Gangster.
[''Turns around with both hands effeminately raised''; ''Holds out upturned left hand''; ''Holds out upturned right hand''; ''Flips both hands, turns and walks away'']
Mäddy Killian
Not now, Leena.
[Leena approaches and greets]
Leena Miller
Maddy!
Alexis Grace Andersen
After that, I track down Terry and, um... blue up his balls. God, Terry charges my bones. For real. Next year, he's captain of the football team and... I'm captain of the squad, so it's pretty much gonna be the best year ever. MMS class. I avoid taking honors classes, so I can maintain all A's. Overheard that from a senior bitch, freshmen year. Take basic classes, show up on time and always look hot!
[''Sitting on field''; ''Scene of Terry groping her rear end in hallway'']
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Cheerleaders Discuss Action and Team Dynamics
Mäddy Killian
Do you wanna show me some action now?
Alexis Grace Andersen
Bitch, I thought you would never ask.
Martha Popkin
Where's Hanna?
Hanna Popkin
Here! Sorry, Lexi, the head got stuck and...
[''Runs over in a furry suit'']
Alexis Grace Andersen
Put it on.
Hanna Popkin
Well?
Alexis Grace Andersen
Magical. All right, smart ass. Check this shit out.
[''Cheer squad throws her in the air of a stunt and Alexis falls on head snapping her neck'']
Cheer squad
Oh, my God! Get up, Alexis!
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