Inspector Gadget 2 - Goodnight Conversations Among Friends
Baxter:
Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
Inspector Gadget:
Good night, Baxter.
Penny:
Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Unexpected Survival in a Smoke-filled Scene
Penny: [Gadget falls onto the car's hood]
(Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget?
Inspector Gadget:
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
G2:
They're alive!
Gadgetmobile:
They're alive! They're alive!
G2:
They're alive!
Penny:
Uncle Gadget!
Penny:
You saved my life!
Inspector Gadget:
I'm so worried about you.
G2:
Good work, Penny.
Penny:
Thanks to you, too.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - A Family's Bond in Crisis
Penny:
Uncle Gadget!
Inspector Gadget:
Penny, you okay?
Penny:
Claw is getting away.
Inspector Gadget:
That's not important right now. Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Unexpected Encounters on the Roof
Brick:
(He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
McKibble:
On the roof?
Penny:
Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw:
McKibble! Get him off!
McKibble:
Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
Dr. Claw:
Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
Inspector Gadget:
Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
Dr. Claw:
You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
Inspector Gadget:
Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw:
Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Gadget Faces Off Against Dr. Claw Again
Brick:
Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Dr. Claw:
Not again.
Penny:
Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw:
Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Time Stopped in a Frozen City
McKibble:
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
Brick:
That means thime has stopped.
McKibble:
That's what I said.
Dr. Claw:
Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Penny:
Uncle Gadget.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - A Clash of Wits and Humor
Penny:
Claw, you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw:
Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
Penny:
Of your demise?
Dr. Claw:
I do enjoy your sense of humor.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Determination in the Face of Adversity
Penny: [Presents a bowling shoe to her uncle]
Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now. Look what I got. It's a bowling shoe. One of Claw's men drop it at the science convention.
Inspector Gadget: [surprised]
What were you doing at the science convention?
Penny:
Never mind that. We can solve it together, track down Claw and hopefully get you your job back.
Inspector Gadget: [refuses to help, as he is already fired from the police]
No. I'm through.
Penny:
Alright, I'll track down Claw myself.
Inspector Gadget: [firmly, as he refuses to allow Penny to find more evidence by herself]
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll stay out of this. Do you understand? This is a grown-up problem.
Penny: [begging]
Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance. One chance.
Inspector Gadget: [sincerely, since he has given up being a crime fighter]
Look, the fact is, that there's nothing you or anyone can do to help me. I'll never be a crime fighter...never again.
Penny: [She runs out of the room, crying]
You don't believe in me.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile:
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget:
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys:
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny:
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey:
(chattering)
Bartender:
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender:
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget:
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender:
Milk?
Inspector Gadget:
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny:
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick:
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja:
Hi-ya.
Brick:
I think I see why now.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender:
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget:
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender:
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget:
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender:
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget:
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender:
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender:
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint:
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble:
Immediately.
Penny:
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget:
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile:
(Snoring)
McKibble:
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint:
Let's get out of here.
Minions:
(shouting)
Brick:
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget:
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender:
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys:
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Oh, my head.
G2:
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender:
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2:
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey:
(Chattering)
Tough Guys:
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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Inspector Gadget 2 - The Importance of Attention to Detail
Inspector Gadget:
Of course not. You're a very special kid. But there's more to being a detective than just being smart. It takes a sharp eye for every detail, every little nuance. A good detective never lets anything get past…
Penny:
Uncle Gadget, the pudding!
Inspector:
Oh, uh…
Penny:
(screams)
Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, gadget, stop beater! It's OK! Everything's fine!
Penny:
Ugh.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Inspector Gadget's Misunderstanding of Criminality
Penny:
Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain!
Inspector Gadget:
Penny, I thought we agree to call me "Inspector" in front of the harden criminal.
Penny:
She's a harden criminal?
Inspector Gadget:
Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. And look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil.
Mrs. Quimby:
But, Inspector...
Inspector Gadget:
Save it for the judge, perp. Yeah, "but, but, but". Everybody's got a big "but".
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