Memorable Quotes from Caitlin Wachs
11 quotesInspector Gadget's Misunderstanding of Criminality
Penny
Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain!
Inspector Gadget
Penny, I thought we agree to call me "Inspector" in front of the harden criminal.
Penny
She's a harden criminal?
Inspector Gadget
Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. And look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil.
Mrs. Quimby
But, Inspector...
Inspector Gadget
Save it for the judge, perp. Yeah, "but, but, but". Everybody's got a big "but".
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Gadget Faces Off Against Dr. Claw Again
Brick
Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Dr. Claw
Not again.
Penny
Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw
Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
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A Clash of Wits and Humor
Penny
Claw, you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw
Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
Penny
Of your demise?
Dr. Claw
I do enjoy your sense of humor.
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Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey
(chattering)
Bartender
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender
Milk?
Inspector Gadget
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja
Hi-ya.
Brick
I think I see why now.
McKibble
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble
Immediately.
Penny
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile
(Snoring)
McKibble
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint
Let's get out of here.
Minions
(shouting)
Brick
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget
Oh, my head.
G2
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey
(Chattering)
Tough Guys
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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Unexpected Survival in a Smoke-filled Scene
Penny
(Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget?
[Gadget falls onto the car's hood]
Inspector Gadget
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
G2
They're alive!
Gadgetmobile
They're alive! They're alive!
G2
They're alive!
Penny
Uncle Gadget!
Penny
You saved my life!
Inspector Gadget
I'm so worried about you.
G2
Good work, Penny.
Penny
Thanks to you, too.
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Goodnight Conversations Among Friends
Baxter
Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.
Inspector Gadget
Good night, Baxter.
Penny
Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.
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A Family's Bond in Crisis
Penny
Uncle Gadget!
Inspector Gadget
Penny, you okay?
Penny
Claw is getting away.
Inspector Gadget
That's not important right now. Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.
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Time Stopped in a Frozen City
McKibble
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
Brick
That means thime has stopped.
McKibble
That's what I said.
Dr. Claw
Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Penny
Uncle Gadget.
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The Importance of Attention to Detail
Inspector Gadget
Of course not. You're a very special kid. But there's more to being a detective than just being smart. It takes a sharp eye for every detail, every little nuance. A good detective never lets anything get past…
Penny
Uncle Gadget, the pudding!
Inspector
Oh, uh…
Penny
(screams)
Inspector Gadget
Go, go, gadget, stop beater! It's OK! Everything's fine!
Penny
Ugh.
Inspector Gadget
Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.
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Determination in the Face of Adversity
Penny
Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now. Look what I got. It's a bowling shoe. One of Claw's men drop it at the science convention.
[Presents a bowling shoe to her uncle]
Inspector Gadget
What were you doing at the science convention?
[surprised]
Penny
Never mind that. We can solve it together, track down Claw and hopefully get you your job back.
Inspector Gadget
No. I'm through.
[refuses to help, as he is already fired from the police]
Penny
Alright, I'll track down Claw myself.
Inspector Gadget
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll stay out of this. Do you understand? This is a grown-up problem.
[firmly, as he refuses to allow Penny to find more evidence by herself]
Penny
Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance. One chance.
[begging]
Inspector Gadget
Look, the fact is, that there's nothing you or anyone can do to help me. I'll never be a crime fighter...never again.
[sincerely, since he has given up being a crime fighter]
Penny
You don't believe in me.
[She runs out of the room, crying]
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Unexpected Encounters on the Roof
Brick
(He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof!
McKibble
On the roof?
Penny
Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw
McKibble! Get him off!
McKibble
Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off)
Dr. Claw
Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something)
Inspector Gadget
Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!
Dr. Claw
You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
Inspector Gadget
Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw
Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
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