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Inspector Gadget Goes Undercover at the Bar
Gadgetmobile:
Okay, here we are.
Inspector Gadget:
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Tough Guys:
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Hi, there, fellas.
Penny:
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Monkey:
(chattering)
Bartender:
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender:
What'll you have?
Inspector Gadget:
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender:
Milk?
Inspector Gadget:
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Penny:
Hey, Brain. This way.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick:
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja:
Hi-ya.
Brick:
I think I see why now.
McKibble:
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender:
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget:
(After drinking a chocolate milk) Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender:
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Inspector Gadget:
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender:
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
Inspector Gadget:
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender:
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Inspector Gadget:
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender:
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry) Why, you…
Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
Squint:
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble:
Immediately.
Penny:
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Inspector Gadget:
(Screaming) Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile:
(Snoring)
McKibble:
(sees the cops coming) The Cops. Come on, This way.
Squint:
Let's get out of here.
Minions:
(shouting)
Brick:
We can hide in my mom's house.
Inspector Gadget:
(getting Punched by Tough Guys) Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender:
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Tough Guys:
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
Inspector Gadget:
Oh, my head.
G2:
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys) Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender:
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
G2:
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers, she's Good.
Monkey:
(Chattering)
Tough Guys:
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
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